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Topic started on 8-1-2009 @ 06:19 AM by AlwaysQuestion


These relate to Bush.....

I'm sorry, I knew some of these already....but I have been sat here is hysterics and it was just what the doctor ordered.

I'm not trying to Bash the guy, but with quotes like these they are 'priceless'.
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"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."




"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"




"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''





"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."



There are too many in there so go have a read. With all the doom and gloom hopefully these will bring a smile to your face.





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reply posted on 8-1-2009 @ 10:09 PM by Now_Then


I don't know why (prob cos he was/is actually supposed to be the most powerful single man in the world ) but I just kinda think a lot of these gaffes, if not done intentionally... well just say he didn't really mind them.

Does that make sense?? a tactic to 'warm' people to him... Got to say people will miss him. (not me )



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reply posted on 8-1-2009 @ 11:55 PM by pikypiky


Oh dear lord! I cannot believe he 'was' our President! He used to be a good speaker as governor of Texas. I don't know what happened. It's shameful but hilarious nonetheless.



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reply posted on 14-1-2009 @ 06:53 PM by Anonymous ATS


"They misunderestimated me"



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