B/ATS (Bats) - Martini, Comedy, Latin Jazz cigar Bar & Casino. Run By Qball & Scarecrow..

Welcome To B/ATS (Bats), Below Top Secrets' First & Only Martini and Latin Jazz Bar and Casino

We Cater to a mature Audience and feature live band & Performance 4 times a week on Tuesdays and Thursday through to Saturdays. We have all major gaming such as black jack and poker thru to your basics such as roulette and slot machines...

This weeks Lines up...

Tuesday - Jazz Styling's From Local Musicians

Thursday - Amateur Comedy Night - Featuring guest host and performance by The Scarecrow aka Lord Infamous.

Friday - Latin Tango/Salsa Night - Bring a Partner or come and meet one

Saturday - Live Bands, Various Covers (The Doors, Beatles, Cream, Various Jazz & 60's Rock)

Sunday - The Rat Pack are back with Lord and Q playing Deano and Sinatra in OCEANS 11...the MUSICAL











Inside The Bar









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[edit on 8-1-2009 by The Scarecrow]

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Qball......if only you could offer me Mr Bojangles.....maybe then I could be swayed....to visit your club.....I have a thing for men with one eye.....or a soft spot for Sammy.....same eye as my other half....!

GUEST SURPRISE WHO FEATURING THE RAT PACK


DEAN MARTIN - PLAYED BY QBALL

SAMMY DAVIS PLAYED BY SCARECROW AKA FEETAMUS LORD

SINATRA PLAYED BY VIKINGANT

Does this mean that I am chairman of the board?

Start spreading the news people. I am doing it MY way!!!

For the record I have not yet accepted the job offer. [hideDATS]you need to make it worth my while to move[/hideDATS]

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we are not in competition with dats...at bats we offer a more up market theme with and cater to a diffrent audience...dats doesnt play jazz or have a 24 hour liquur licence. They also do not have a gambling licence and guest list of celebrities.......no stage........just karaoke..dats and bats are like chalk and cheese!

But ill pay you cash under the table

or u can go on a date with lord

(nh)

Yes they do..sometimes...on request

DATS never closes and always serves alcohol (Not sure about licensing but they do serve....)

Maybe not but everyone there gambles when they tick off the ladies

Are you kidding? They have been visited by Brad Pitt, Steven Segal, Dave Rabbit...What more could you want?



Decisions..decisions....I will have to get back to you

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projection - Definition
[prə-jĕḱshən] The attribution of one's own attitudes, feelings, or desires to someone or something as a naive or unconscious defense against anxiety or guilt.

Ya might wanna read the bolded q.

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Sarting to get flashback of Christian Slater and Tom Cruise threads....

I guess Cash under the table it is!!!

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VIKING!!!!!!!!!!! DATS ASST MANAGER'S OFFICE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(betrayed) Rush

Hypothetically speaking that is IF I were to take the job...

Coming rush...I was just checking that they were above board...and to decline Qballs offer

[hideRush]Q. We will talk later [/hideRush]

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Allow me to just say:



LOL



EDITORS NOTE: This post is not to be constituted as

Might I play a role? Oh come on! If you say no, I'm gonna go home and sulk.
Fun thread!

just for the record:
DATS got a 24 hour licence to serve liqour -

do you think zaimless would have opend a bar without all licences?

the music: the dats jukebox plays every kind of music our patrons desire.
we even don.t mind live music


orange-light
head bartender
DATS

Wow, another BTS bar, but run by the males.... how dramatic

I especially like the "in house band" you have here....







Everyone give it up for "BLOODSPORT"

Hhhmmm...DATS....(B)ATS....FCP....

We are really just a bunch of alcoholics aren't we...

Seriously, I don't see how this particular bar will survive without the wiminz...and the false advertsing! I thought this was a goth club. What a rip off...

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That's right Shock, the wiminz know where your loyalties stand. You just got like a bazillion brownie pts. w/ the DATS manager for that. Where is she anyway? You've got her working too hard on that debate.

Rush

It's for her own good...

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It appears not all the wheels are greased,,, know what I mean q_ball