posted on Jan, 6 2009 @ 08:21 PM
Some satirical relief 'cos if you don't laugh, you'll cry...
Originally posted by
"Hello you have reached the Hamas helpdesk, Sayed speaking, how may I help you?"
"Its my Qassam, it wont start.."
"Have you tried switching the rocket off, then holding the fire button for two minutes, then restarting it?"
"Yes I've tried all that, Look...I've rung this hotline more times than there are virgins in heaven and its costing me a fortune.."
"No need to speak to me like an infidel, sir...."
"Have you installed the new jihadiware DOS patch, reset your political firewall, and checked the box in 'Settings' > 'Control Panel' >
'Preferences' > 'Disable Peace Process' ?"
"Yes, yes, yes I've tried all that but the damn thing just won't launch
"Then if I can just put you through to one of our technical advis..."
*sounds of 1001 arabic curses*