[satire] If Microsoft sponsored terrorism...

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posted on Jan, 6 2009 @ 08:21 PM
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Some satirical relief 'cos if you don't laugh, you'll cry...


Originally posted by deltaboy


Helpdesk:
"Hello you have reached the Hamas helpdesk, Sayed speaking, how may I help you?"

Militant:
"Its my Qassam, it wont start.."

Helpdesk:
"Have you tried switching the rocket off, then holding the fire button for two minutes, then restarting it?"

Militant:
"Yes I've tried all that, Look...I've rung this hotline more times than there are virgins in heaven and its costing me a fortune.."

Helpdesk:
"No need to speak to me like an infidel, sir...."

"Have you installed the new jihadiware DOS patch, reset your political firewall, and checked the box in 'Settings' > 'Control Panel' > 'Preferences' > 'Disable Peace Process' ?"

Militant:
"Yes, yes, yes I've tried all that but the damn thing just won't launch

Helpdesk:
"Then if I can just put you through to one of our technical advis..."

Militant:
*sounds of 1001 arabic curses*

*dial tone........*






 
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