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reply posted on 19-1-2009 @ 09:16 PM by OmegaLogos
Disclaimer: I'm a theist but not of the Abrahamic faiths. I have minor biblical scholar and scriptural skills. Also I am not a scientific/legal or medical expert in any field. Beware of my Contagious Memes! & watch out that you don't get cut on my Occams razor.All of this is my personal conjecture and should not be considered the absolute or most definitive state of things as they really are. Use this information at your own risk! I accept no liability if your ideology comes crashing down around you with accompanying consequences!

Explanation: The guys supposed to be a wahhabi Cleric and he's promoting and I quote from the quote in the OP "PREACHER of hate Omar Bakri is boldly going where no imam has gone before — ordering followers to convert ALIENS to Islam.

Bakri, acting like a character from sci-fi film Mars Attacks, said Muslims must not only spread the word worldwide but also across the galaxy.

He issued the decree during a bizarre rant which has been posted on an extremist website.

Bakri, 50, declared: “We are obliged as Muslims to make the whole galaxy subservient to almighty Allah. Allah has created all living beings in order to obey him and worship him.”....So he believes its all out of Allah's control and Allah really really needs us sinful creations to go door knocking around the universe for him like he needs his backside wiped?

Personal Disclosure: I would love to see them arrive in their Ark of the IMAN on an Alien planet and race out and try convert the natives and suddenly find the aliens are all Muslims already with their own Quoran/Koran word for word the same and that maybe the conversation would go something like this...
Bakri...“Are you religious?”

Aliens: “Yes.”

Bakrui: “Me too. Are you Christians or Muslims?”

Aliens: “Muslims.”

Bakri: “Me, too. Are you Sunni or Shi'ite?”

Aliens:“Sunni”

Bakri: “Me, too. I'm a Salafi. Are you Salafi as well?"

Aliens: "Yes we are."

Bakri: "Did your prime ancestors fall like mine?"

Aliens: “NO they didn't So Die, heretic fallen scum! Allah Ahkbah” and promptly vaporize him.


reply posted on 24-1-2009 @ 04:43 PM by karl 12
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Reminds me of this one by Emo:
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said 'Stop! don't do it!' 'Why shouldn't I?' he said. I said, 'Well, there's so much to live for!' He said, 'Like what?' I said, 'Well...are you religious or atheist?' He said, 'Religious.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?' He said, 'Christian.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?' He said, 'Protestant.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?' He said, 'Baptist!' I said, 'Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church of the lord?' He said, 'Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!' I said, 'Die, heretic scum,' and pushed him off. ~Emo Phillips

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