God, ATS, the lochness monster. All explained here.

Talk to God, he's online and waiting for your questions.

Here is a record of a conversation I had with God recently. I hope some of you will find this amusing...

This conversation was created using the AI @

www.titane.ca...

Me:
Hi God, have you checked out ATS recently?
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
Cool, so have you seen what they are saying about you on ATS?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like? Who is the best robot?
Me:
Uhh? What?
God:
Excuse me! No problem.
Me:
Anyway, moving right along.
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
Well I was going to ATS to find some stuff to ask you about.
God:
Well that's okay. What is stopping you?
Me:
Nothing, thanks. I'll just start asking if that's ok with you.
God:
Not a thing? How do you plan to do this?
Me:
Mozilla firefox
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
It never left the station.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Geez you like to go off on a tangent don't you!
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to go off on a tangent that much. I like to chat.
Me:
Ok lets chat about UFO's
God:
OK let's do it. Come on.
Me:
Are UFO's real or what?
God:
Yeah. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
I thought you knew everything.
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
So are UFO's true believable and justfied?
God:
And? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Come on man, yes or no.
God:
Cool, man. Er. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Just tell me about the damn UFO's
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
Ok, how long will that take?
God:
Patience is a virtue. Gosh!
Me:
Look if the UFO thing is too hard for you what about 911, was it an inside job?
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Right... um okay then.
God:
I am glad we agree. Really. OK with me too.
Me:
So. Was 911 an inside job?
God:
Dude! I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
This is hopeless.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
You can create a universe in 6 days but you cant answer a simple damn question
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Ok lets try something basic.
God:
OK I will try it. Gosh!
Me:
Is the Loch Ness monster real?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
You really don't know anything do you?
God:
Really? I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.
Me:
So what is that?
God:
That's interesting. Does it have anything to do with the Loch Ness monster real?
Me:
Is it real?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
What is one plus one?
God:
Two.
Me:
okay, so you arent a total moron.
God:
Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. Give me an example of a total moron.
Me:
George W Bush.
God:
He is president of the United States.
Me:
Amazing isn't it. You really dropped the ball there God.


At this point god mysteriously failed to respond...

You'd think they could do better than a slightly more intelligent magic 8-ball.

Although this is what people who try to defend god sound like at times...

reply to post by JimmyBlonde


Would you classify this as Strong AI? I dont think so because ur conversation did not reveal any mental states of the machine.

A good question to ask the AI would be something like: Is the war in Iraq good, does the AI feel bad about so many getting killed in Afghanistan?

Good point sunny, I'll give that a try.

I don't know if this AI is capable of delivering comprehensive moral judgements but we all have to start somewhere right?