Funniest thread I've read in a long time. You certainly had me fooled in the Op.

A (bleeping) good read!

IRM

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You got me too. You had me thinking all negative thoughts. I never imagined placing positive words in the bleep spots.

bleep you very much.

You got me, I thought you were going to cussing people out and trying to get banned or go out in a blaze of glory. Nice job. Starred and Flagged..

Now of course its possible that the OP is REALLY giving us the BLEEP and then posted the second 'cover story' version as a clever ruse..

And now is laughing at everyone who fell for it...



Well it IS a conspiracy site

read My signature, I Honestly Live for things like this,

I'm always willing to trade you 4 nickles for your paradigms anytime


Fantastic, I've been doing things like this a long time, go up to you married friend and tell them you heard the are sleeping with married women (or men), after they protest their innocents, ask them don't you sleep with your spouse, and is (s)he not married? I mean really!!

truly I LIVE for this


"all parents are child abusers because life is 100% fatal"

"Perversion is in the eye of the Beholder"

I got hundreds of them.........................

[edit on 4-1-2009 by thedigirati]

[Disclaimer... This is purely one veiw out of many veiws.. I wrote this up, and then decided not to post. Then I saved it in word pad and said BLEEP it.. Im going post it anyway.. enjoy!]


Ah yes.. the great divide.. The division upon this earth is a staged move by those hidden hands that you give power too!
It seems to be working really well in this day and age.
You divide the masses.. Get them to fight themselfs down to the bone.
You weaken them mentally, spiritually, and fincially.

What does this world do? We say yes, we say no. We fight this and we fight that. One man fights on the side he feels is right..
While another man tries to kill that very man for what he feels is right.

Who is in essence right? OR who in essence is wrong.
Who is in charge of what words one can use?

Do you see the good, or do you see the bad?

You only see what you want too see..

We all have our own personal truths to this world.
No one man has the right.. Yet we all feel we have rights.

Divide yourselfs to your dying days. And come back and do it again.
You serve us well.. And you power our lives, power our machines.

Its your emotions we are after! And you give them up without a thought to where your emotions are going. Humans don't see them.. You only feel them. And oh yes.. There are beings in this universe who "feed" off your emotions. Charged particals of energy being sent out all over this Earth.

I have to agree with the OP here. I have been reading ATS for at least two years and finally decided to join in the conversations today. Times are interesting to say the least and I can't not be a part of the discourse any longer.

btw is there a way to make this site more viewable on my blackberry? Like a mobile version? Shoot me a u2u! Thanks!!!

Mmm hmm.
Lovely.
Bleeping lovely.

To the OP:

Well done!! If it were possible I would applaud you. I saw the title and thought to myself "Let's take a look, this should prove to be amusing."

I then read the first part and went:
"This person isn't going to last for very long. I wonder how far down in the negative point total will this person get nailed for and then get banned all in one stroke?"

I then read the rest of it.

Point well taken. Well taken.

Originally posted by TruthParadox

I saw it as more of a joke then a lesson.
But if you want to take it as a lesson, it could be the fact that many people will read the first 3 sentences of something and think they know it all - then reply and look like jackasses.

Yes, I'd like to have given ATSers more credit than that. But it looks like several actually did post before reading the whole post. Still can't fault them for interpreting profanity. I never said people wouldn't fall for pranks though. I still think its obvious to most people that some are going to fall for corny pranks. Pull my finger won't ya?

Originally posted by zorgon
Now of course its possible that the OP is REALLY giving us the BLEEP and then posted the second 'cover story' version as a clever ruse..

And now is laughing at everyone who fell for it...



Well it IS a conspiracy site

DRATS!! FOILLED AGAIN!!

Zorgon Dear Sir you have unraveled my diabolical plot.

Enjoy your victory while you can, for I have much more sinister tricks up my sleeve.

Until we meet again my most respected foe.

Originally posted by badmedia
Actually, I think this topic is somewhat misleading. Yes, I do agree perspective is everything, and at first I thought it was clever.

I'm with badmedia aswell, very clever OP, but it was a play on a common insinuation of the word "bleep". If the OP rather did not type anything but dots or underscores, I think the message would have been conveyed with more ambiguity and more choice left for the imagination.

Originally posted by nightmare_david
The way "BLEEP" was used should have told these people that the post might not be what they thought it was about or else it would have said *SNIP*. How often do you see people post "BLEEP" on the internet to replace a cuss word?

I thought it being posted in this specific forum would have caught the eye of people that have watched "what the bleep do we know" again a reminder of the placeholder of the original "cuss word".

Originally posted by CVTman
And your 'lesson' is the equivalent of some moron standing up in the middle of movie and yelling: "They're not really dead!!!!"

It was a direct implication. There wasn't much room for error.
Bleep is not the same thing as blank

Admittedly I was at first wondering "WTBleep" your issue was? hee hee

It's a good point that in Text things can and are often taken the wrong way.
Interesting way of making the point as well.

Some people are very adept at explaining their thoughts and ideas, emotions and beliefs so as to be understood without much additional explanation required...others not so much LOL.

S & F for thought provocation.

The "Bleeping" Post looks like an "Inside Job"....perceiving the unseen.

When I say the thread the first time didn't bother too look thought oh well it will be gone in a matter of seconds. Then when I logged back in a day later to see it still up then ya thought what the heck's up with this lol

Perception I thought I was always open to it but guess not enough lol

Originally posted by deepred

From emotionally outraged to smilling in what I would bet was less than twenty seconds.

Thanks for the reply

Id say less than 20 seconds actually! Strange how we can switch emotions so fast from different perceptions isnt it. I also agree with your line below..

This (wonderful) site fills my head with (ideas) that keep me from sleeping !!!

I too sometimes read things on ATS that keep me from sleeping! Its like they go round and round my head as I search for an answer, as an answer comes this then leads to more questions and the whole thing goes round and round for ages!! Thought provoking ideas are good but lack of sleep is not!! I must stop thinking so much....