You know, I think if I were in charge, dictator, of course, I'd disband congress immediately. Don't need them getting in the way. Then, with the
country mine, I'd have to declare martial law, because of all those hippy beatniks who would be protesting the removal of congress.
You want to speak out against me? Stick flowers in my troop's guns? You're gonna be wearing that flower in your brain if you do. Beat it, I own you
now.
Now, the first order of business would be to pave over the ghettos. Cities have some huge parking problems, and those people usually don't vote, so
who cares? Then, so those people wouldn't be homeless, I'd have to start a shuttle service for the people who park in the new parking lot, and I'll
have the former residents drive the shuttles. They could sleep in them, too, so it's all good. May even give them a few bucks if they do really
well.
Of course, even after I killed all the protesters, there'd still be disadents. Them I would have to track down by having a huge secret police agency.
Punishment would be they have their tongues cut out and become my personal driver. When the next tongueless guy shows up, I'll just shoot the first
one in the head. And so on and so on.
Next order of bisiness would be to end white collar crime. I would do this by getting rid of all the laws that convict people for white collar crime.
If it's making your business money, and you're giving me a cut, do whatever you want.
Ok, enough of this, I think I tweeked Colonel pretty well