posted on Dec, 29 2008 @ 01:58 AM
no bean sprouts in my chinese food?
WTF is that all about, Cree? I mean, I think moles are just as cute as the next person, especially when my yard dog would catch one and bring it to me
(and we're like .. uh .. what is ... this ... little creature or thing? is it dead? lol)
but no bean sprouts just sends a shreik of terror into my heart. normally it is the part of the dish that you wish were not there, I often times find
myself complaining as I eat the rice or noodles, "aw hell, they put bean sprouts in it, this place must be .. *insert SE Asian ethnic group here*
food, not Chinese!" because they'd have that rather bitter, grassy taste to them.
but I try to imagine chow mein without them and it just doesn't add up, I mean .. this could've stunted an entire culture of billions of people. no
shaolin, no wutang, no tai chi or kung fu, no GENERAL TSO's CHICKEN, all from having no bean sprouts in the diet. look at the U.S. public schools,
they make burgers out of soy bean, the bean sprout must be very good for you, why else does it taste like that? lol.
I think eating squirrel and rabbit is NASTY. especially squirrel, it is a RODENT. and rabbits are related to rodents. so now you know what a RAT
SAMMICH probably tastes similar to from your childhood memories. When I was a child, my friends were into killing things, but I wasn't. I was not
there that day so do not be angry at me, but one time they shot a squirrel with the BB-gun (powerful BB-gun) and it was dying but not quite dead and
then they poured fuel on it and char grilled the poor fellar right then and there, and left him as a waste I believe. I was shocked that they were so
sadistic. But I must admit I felt a pinch of that sadistic tendency as a child, most children tend to go through a phase or varying sadistic tendency
toward animals, particularly males, usually before puberty. Mine was more minor than most.. worst thing I ever did was given into the temptation of
throwing a cat a few feet from me (I was like 6 years old it was the hardest I could throw the poor thing) onto the ground in the backyard for no
apparent reason. You know, pick it up and throw as hard as you can? he landed a few feet away on his feet and ran off, so DONT HATE ME .. lol, at
least I didn't char grill squirrels.
PS: weedwhacker you are hilarious :-)
PPS: I have more than made up for tossing the cat with countless years of pet service. I feed the pets, clean their poop, clean their urine, clean the
place they defecate, refill their water, etc, all for free. I let them in an out of the backyard because they are disabled and cannot open the back
sliding door by themselves. Basically I am a slave to the cats of my home, all 3 of them, and even protect them from the 3 chiuwawa's that like to
run down the steps like a pack of ravaging hyena's, trying to surprise and single out one of the cats for an action packed chase around the kitchen
until someone (me) says loudly "hey stop that!" and the dogs run off. Lol .. they're chicken-crap though .. if they're alone with one of the cats
they are so scared it is hilarious. but when they outnumber them theyre so tuff!!
[edit on 12/29/2008 by runetang]