posted on Apr, 6 2004 @ 01:26 AM
Be here...for next week's exciting conclusion of ATS: Miami.
This is the all preview station, looking at all previews all time.
This week on As the Top Secret Turns, Colonel finds TC in bed with another liberal. Shugo claims his body was taken over by a twelve year old girl.
Gryffen finally leaves the chatroom and so much more...only on As the Top Secret Turns.
We would like to congratulate THENEO on winning TWATS award. You can catch him in his new flick Banned for Life or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and
Love the Mods.
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I see one more post that has already been here, I will be pressing buttons and asking questions later.
Back to our regularly scheduled program, the ATS history teaser trailer...
This summer, one show will kick your ass. One show will rock your socks off. One show...ok, maybe it won't be that interesting.
However, you should all see The History of ATS part 1!
Listen as Simon tells of his site going from nothing to the strongest conspiracy theory website of all time. He will give us a peek into the lives of
all the people involved in keeping this place running, including his crew of a hundred illegal sweat shop workers. Here's what one had to say.
"I love Simon! I love ATS! I love the money I make! Only five more wooden nickles and I can by a pass from one day of torture."
Those kids, you gotta love 'em.
We have to interrupt this commercial with an important commercial.
The Coalition of New Zealand Posters would like to say "Fuc...
Sorry, but before they could finish filming the commercial, the citizens of New Zealand dropped their trousers and started flinging pooh at each
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