The History of ATS teaser trailer...

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This week on As the Top Secret Turns, Colonel finds TC in bed with another liberal. Shugo claims his body was taken over by a twelve year old girl. Gryffen finally leaves the chatroom and so much more...only on As the Top Secret Turns.

We would like to congratulate THENEO on winning TWATS award. You can catch him in his new flick Banned for Life or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Mods.

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Back to our regularly scheduled program, the ATS history teaser trailer...

This summer, one show will kick your ass. One show will rock your socks off. One show...ok, maybe it won't be that interesting.

However, you should all see The History of ATS part 1!

Listen as Simon tells of his site going from nothing to the strongest conspiracy theory website of all time. He will give us a peek into the lives of all the people involved in keeping this place running, including his crew of a hundred illegal sweat shop workers. Here's what one had to say.

"I love Simon! I love ATS! I love the money I make! Only five more wooden nickles and I can by a pass from one day of torture."

Those kids, you gotta love 'em.

And...

We have to interrupt this commercial with an important commercial.

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Sorry, but before they could finish filming the commercial, the citizens of New Zealand dropped their trousers and started flinging pooh at each other.

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Originally posted by OXmanK
If you order your advanced ticket to The History of ATS, you will get the short film: ktprktpr, Master Debater and Cunning Linguist.

Dear god, won't someone think of the children!!?!?

-B.

Originally posted by OXmanK
Gryffen finally leaves the chatroom and so much more...only on As the Top Secret Turns.

We would like to congratulate THENEO on winning TWATS award. You can catch him in his new flick Banned for Life or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Mods.

LMAO!!! That was so hilarious !!! Great teaser OXMank, you should really get that historian title. I'm sure you'll do a f*cking great job, and I'm looking foward to reading more from you lol...

I'm wondering if I should enter this for historian... I'd probably get banned...

Nah, I don't think so, I think it'd be cool if it was done in a humoristic way, else, even tho ATS is interesting, an essay on the whole ATS history could be completly boring.

Humor lightens up everything. Well, that's my opinion.

okay, so that was FARKING HILARIOUS!!!!! great job! i laughed until i cried. just one thing...

Originally posted by OXmanK Everyday we gain fifty new members each day, many without common sense and poor grammar.

hmm... redundant much?

Funny stuff Oxmank, very funny stuff.

That was the point...look further in that paragraph...you can find more mistakes.

That was very funny! I loved it!

I found that very very funny hahah im lucky i wasnt in it at all lmao thank god atleast. I better not press my luck lol thats awesome OX and i love your einstien avatar im joking! i know its from mega man

[Edited on 6-4-2004 by ShadowMan]

Nice... me taken over by a 12 year old... how original.

[Edited on 6-4-2004 by Shugo]

not only that you also got owned

j/k

woah, wait a sec... why was THENEO banned?

Nephra

I think it was overall silly behaviour, and abusive utilisation of the complain system. And maybe the whole drama he made about not winning the TWATS.

You should check out RATS sometime, Skeptic Overlord usually give an explanation there when a member is banned.

Originally posted by m0rbid
Nephra

I think it was overall silly behaviour, and abusive utilisation of the complain system. And maybe the whole drama he made about not winning the TWATS.

You should check out RATS sometime, Skeptic Overlord usually give an explanation there when a member is banned.

I will check out RATS... I really liked neo.

Here you go. The official explanation. Scroll down a little and you'll see S.O. post.

www.abovetopsecret.com...

The theatrical trailer is coming soon. More will be revealed. Questions will be destroyed...by ANSWERS. (That last line sheepishly stolen from Cartoon Network's Flying Shark vs. Flying Crocodile)

So he lost his cool over getting overlooked for TWATS yet again and he got a global ignore then banning for it?

I think that was a bit drastic, but then again, I don't really have anything to say about it.. it is a shame that he didn't have an email or website in his profile... now I have lost a friend.

I just can't believe that I didn't win!!

Those damn mods have it out for me!!!