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Weird hairy females seduce hot-blooded Caucasian men


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reply posted on 20-12-2008 @ 10:32 PM by dooper


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Speaking only for myself, but if I can smell a female from 30-feet away, and it isn't her perfume, I'm headed the other way.

I always thought though that if I ever wanted to hunt Sasquatch, I'd collect some female odors, and based on the propensity for the reports of personal Bigfoot visits where females were present, use these natural female scents.

And as he came close enough to investigate, take his bigass down with a .460.



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reply posted on 22-12-2008 @ 03:27 PM by pigwithoutawig


Well, you could always make a coat out of her when your done. OH, bad me, kinda funny but I'm in the middle of a snow storm right now so a nice fur coat... I can see it now ,Lindsey going to a premiere wearing the latest Yeti by Garbani. But,out of nowhere she gets painted by some animal lovin PETA person. Sorry , no offense, all tongue in cheek. lol



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reply posted on 18-1-2009 @ 01:58 PM by Anonymous ATS


hello
my name is Carl

this is a strange site
but it induces memories
memories of Her
she offered hypnosis to me
for fun, for free



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reply posted on 18-1-2009 @ 02:32 PM by BASSPLYR


First of all somebody needs to double check that the men from the caucus weren't visiting south america, cause you know hairy females n everything.

second of all how hard up are you when a sasquach/gorilla looking thing can entice you into fornicating with it. Sorry but if I took one glance at "her" trying to look all sexy for me, I'd take a real long second look at my hand and go with the more attractive of the two. which would be my hand-they're soft. I use lotion to keep them that way, and I don't think shera queen of the gorilla men hiding up in the hills does. so it's an easy competition for old rosy to win.



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reply posted on 18-1-2009 @ 02:42 PM by scobro


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As long as she puts her teeth in a glass at night,thats fine with me!



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