Ok Ok Ok.....so theres like 30 planes ...no wait...theres like 52 planes and a giant ufo mothership....and there are these two buildings that
disappear into the sky.....like 1000 floors each....no wait...2000 floors each....so im standing outside of the south street seaport mall...when i
hear this giant ufo mothership say over a loudspeaker....attack the buildings....the juggler doing a juggling routine just outside the mall got so
shocked he dropped like 67 knives all on fire.... they dont know if the cause of death was a stabbing or burnt to death....so these planes make a rush
for the buildings...and than you hear BOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!....they crash right into the buildings.....and the ufo woshhhhhhhhessssssss away into the
stratosphere........there is smoke and fog and a midget running around yelling...the plane the plane!!!!!....i hid under a paper bag for protection u
know....than the buildings came crashing down....BOOOOOMMMMMM!!!! followed by another BOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!......than grrrbrrrrrrr...that was me
farting...i just had a meatball sandwich.....and than later on you see the president on TV teaching some kids at a school how to read...which is the
conspiracy theory that went around at the time...because he dosent know how to read....and the look on his face when they told him....it was like he
could see the oil reserves in iraq...thats a country in south America....what a horrible day...i didnt get home for hours...no no...years...it took me
3 years to trek home....but i followed this yellow brick road and finally made it.......
[edit on 19-12-2008 by Moose Head]



