Who likes to wear clothes?? or not....

Today, because it is very cold and snowing outside I put on my polar fleece underwear, and a cowboy hat. Then I put on a purple T with some logo for a casino on it. My Levi's, snakeskin boots, Raybans, sterling braclets, and a down HEAD ski jacket & ski gloves.

My gf and I are going to build a snowman.

Simple pleasures with the appropriate attire make life worth living.

I'd be perfectly happy to go around as scantly dressed as possible. Iam comfortable with my body, and not ashamed of it. But due to the fact I have children, common sense and decency comes into play here.
However, when the last one leaves the nest...the mailman may get a shock.

I don't wear much in clothing when I know I won't have company over. Which has led to a couple of surprises when I had people pop in suddenly without warning on me. But most of the time, I have at least a bit of a warning before company gets to my place, so I have time to put clothes on before they get to my apartment.:w::af

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When the weather is nice and warm, I wear these boxers that have little fish printed on them. 100% cotton is the only way to go in the spring and summer. Cotton wicks away moisture and keeps the package nice and cool thru evaporation. It is just so neat

when your can tie science and fashion together.

I very seldom wear briefs; but some special occasions just cry out for a skimpy little number with a polo logo proudly emblazoned on the thigh.

Black!!!

If I ever decide to run for political office; I'm gonna run on the "Let's put clothes on animals" ticket.

We call ourselves civilized yet allow our pets to constantly go outside with their privates exposed to CHILDREN. Sometimes I see women have dressed their small dog in a little dog sweater but left the naughty bits EXPOSED. You can call me a prude if you want to but I for one just do not enjoy seeing dogs genitals.



And I know that we have all driven by a barnyard and seen a horse or donkey....Oh my God....shameful....imo.

Are there any venture capitalist out there that could invest and help me out with a line of diapers for animals. I'm thinking floral prints or a nice Scottish tartan in the beginning. Then we could perhaps get a license to silkscreen sports logos on the animal diapers with the appropriate team colors of course.






[edit on 16-12-2008 by whaaa]

Whaaa....tremendous thread as always.

Personally, I don't mind the genitalia of animals. Although, what is up with the rear ends of some species of ape? Like the baboon for instance. What's the deal with that?

I tend to walk around the house naked a lot. I don't mind but it does aggrivate the wife at times. She gets concerned that the neighbors might be peeking in just at the right time. I say if they're going to peek in, they are taking their chances. Of course, getting a gander at my private parts is certainly a priviledge for anyone anyway.

I believe I have the ass of a twenty year old. My wife says, "Well, give it back, you're getting it all droopy and flat."

I'm a bit swarthy and have a nice 70's porn star look to my body (lucked out and have no hair on my back). I don't understand these dudes in the pornos today. What did they do with the hair? Do they actually wax everywhere? OUCH!! Personally, I think balls should be covered in hair. They don't exactly look nice, know what I mean?

Regarding underwear....it's man panties for me. Never liked boxers and can't do the stupid white briefs with the whole for your pecker. Does anyone use that thing? Really?? I have a senile old neighbor down the street that likes to hang his underwear on a line outside. He's got the Fruit of the Looms or Hanes or whatever. Those stupid white briefs. However, I think he has had the same pairs for about 30 years. It's a sad day when his underwear and t-shirts are out on his line. Maybe I should buy him new underwear for Christmas, but I don't want to offend him.

The wife and I have hit some nude beaches across the country and those are truly fun. It's mostly gross people that make you throw up a little in your mouth but ocassionally you see a goddess and well, she can help you for months to come...literally.

Well.....that's enough for now. I just got back from a run and need a shower BAD!








[edit on 16-12-2008 by Excitable_Boy]

Originally posted by Excitable_Boy


Well.....that's enough for now. I just got back from a run and need a shower BAD!

Out for a run you say...
That sort of segueways us into the subject of footwear dosen't it?
Did you happen to see those nice brown lace ups that were thrown at our President. As nice as they were; a real marksman/shoethrower could have had much better accuracy with a pair of Bass penny loafers.

I know....I know there are those that swear by wingtips, but that is so old school in the shoe throwing clique. I hear that the rabble are going to start a campain to mail The President shoes. I don't think the President really needs any shoes. I think the Bush family is pretty well off and can afford the best. Sorry, I just don't get the concept.

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Did you happen to see those nice brown lace ups that were thrown at our President. As nice as they were; a real marksman/shoethrower could have had much better accuracy with a pair of Bass penny loafers.

I know....I know there are those that swear by wingtips, but that is so old school in the shoe throwing clique. I hear that the rabble are going to start a campain to mail The President shoes. I don't think the President really needs any shoes. I think the Bush family is pretty well off and can afford the best. Sorry, I just don't get the concept

I thought that guy had good accuracy. It's hard to get good speed when throwing a fast ball with a shoe and that Dubya moves pretty quick for an old douche bag. I understand the Red Sox are looking at this shoe throwing guy.

I think it was actually a metaphor. I think the gentleman that threw the shoes was making a statement that he wanted Dubya to stand in his shoes to understand the plight of his peoples.

I'd like Dubya to stand in my shoes after I crapped in them!

Originally posted by Excitable_Boy

I'd like Dubya to stand in my shoes after I crapped in them!



Odd you should mention that E_B. I don't think I have told you the story about my old yellow dog "goober". When he was a juvenile dog the use to crap in my shoes almost every nite when I was asleep. I know it was some sort of message but I never really got what he was trying to tell me.
If the truth be known; at that time in my life; I wasn't taking any messages. I was totally obsessed with beer and womens breasts and that left little space in my consciousness for any logical thought.

I used to dress "goober" in a tie dye grateful dead T shirt in hopes that he might attract women. And in fact it did and I eventually married one of the cute ones. When she saw "goobers" shirt she said "Oh that's my favorite Dead shirt; the one with the dancing teddy bears." She's gone now though. So is "goober." She took him with her when we split up. She also took all my Dead T's...Some times life just sucks!!!

[edit on 17-12-2008 by whaaa]

I'm usually cold so I don't go around without clothes very often. Plus, you stick to the couch. And I always wear my slippers! (leopard print).

When I was in college there was this hippie kid who walked around barefoot...everywhere!! This was in New Orleans! There were broken beer bottles everywhere. Absolutely horrifying.

Another storm coming out of the north and I'm debating if I should even go out. But I've already got on some cargo britches and a Teeshirt that says Fender, so perhaps I should pull on my boots, grab a coat and go walk the dogs.

hey, sc2099 did you go to Tulane? One of the first women I ever fell in love with was from Metairie.

I just found a beautiful Perry Ellis cashmere long coat for 10bucks at a thrift store. I swear that I will never pay retail again for clothes.

Almost brand new Levi's for $6, Tee's for .50, White cotton polo dress shirts for $2. Whoa!!!

Huge gig tonit for me and the Crew so I thought I'd dress up real nice.

Black, shiney, slacks, snug but not tight
Raw Silk sport coat
White cotton shirt, Polo of course
Bolo tie/large turq. stone or maybe a purple silk scarf
sterling braclets from Nepal
Snakeskin cowboy boots
A very clean, black Porkpie
Rayban wayfarers/rimless granny glasses

and switching between my blond URB and a fretless acoustic/electric Washburn, into a SansAmp para driver DI. Direct to the PA.

Pray for me boys, I'm goin in!!

Happy New Year from the mile high Rockies


[edit on 31-12-2008 by whaaa]

I've always wanted to own a pair of snakeskin boots,but I have never worked up the nerve to buy any,I am a clothes hound of sorts,I have 2 walk in closets full of clothes and I'm a dude,being from Calif I have pretty much every color of shorts,and these days I only go naked when the time is right lol

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My Python skin Cowboy boots get a fair amount of criticism from the green animal rights folks. Actually it's me that gets the criticism for wearing them.

I just usually tell them that the snake was already dead when I found him and my homemade boots are a memorial to all snakes and all that a snakes represents; And they look at me like I'm telling tall tales.


But if you will notice, Blues and R&R guitarist and especially bass players have a penchant for fancy foot wear. Some guys really like sportin the black and white wingtips or the younger dudes really like Converse Chuck T. basketball shoes.

If the truth be known I like my boots so I can hide a 1/2 pint of Wild Turkey in the left one and the set list in the right.
Actually I'm off the sauce now but I used to hide all sorts of stuff in my boots.

My boots are very uncomfortable and tight now that I've put on a few lbs and my feet have flattened, but you gots to suffer to sing the blues.

I think I'll take a snapshot of my boots and post it here along with my braclets and skull ring.



[edit on 1-1-2009 by whaaa]

I absolutely love this thread, hahaha - made me laugh out loud anyways!

Uhm, for me it has to be clothes all the way. I love them. I tend to live in my pj's though, uber comfy and the best! Might have to post a picture of them sometime today *seeing as it's 12.50AM here in the UK!*

Sometimes in the summer you'll catch me outside on the front porch just chillin in my boxers/boxer briefs.

Originally posted by emmy
I absolutely love this thread, hahaha - made me laugh out loud anyways!

Uhm, for me it has to be clothes all the way. I love them. I tend to live in my pj's though, uber comfy and the best! Might have to post a picture of them sometime today *seeing as it's 12.50AM here in the UK!*

Thanks for the contribution emmy. And yes a picture of your pj's would be most welcome. In fact candids of any clothes, underwear, shoes or headwear would be great. I guess a video would almost be to much to hope for but still....I say if you are gonna Dream; Dream big...

Just noticed your arrival Scarecrow. I usually go out and retreive the newspaper in my skivvies, in the AM. I don't think I would have the courage to "chill" in my underwear. There is just no reason to scare the children.

Peace
whaaa

Originally posted by whaaa
I don't think I would have the courage to "chill" in my underwear. There is just no reason to scare the children.

Peace
whaaa