Crap at Christmas wrapping? Call a professional

This story gave me a great laugh. I guess I shouldn't try so hard to make my packages look so nice. To hell with Scotch tape I'm using Duct Tape dammit.

Have you ever thought your loved one’s perfectly wrapped gift bore the signs of a little professional help? Now Croydon-based Firebox.com has devised a wrapping service so deliberately shoddy, you’ll believe they spent all those precious seconds lovingly mummifying your presents themselves. The aptly named CrapWrap ensures your gifts are given a truly personal touch, complete with enough clumsily applied brown duct tape to gag a hostage, ripped paper and no fancy frills. The company recruited 20 of its male forklift truck drivers and warehouse employees to wrap presents as badly as possible.

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