Who wants to go out with me?

I'm Jesus, Buddha, John Lennon, MLK, AND I stole Kurt Cobain's eternal soul.

So who wants to go out with me? I promise, I won't steal your soul... for a while. It's your responsibility to renew my vows of non-soul-theivery every 90 days....

and that's retroactive, so actually your soul is already mine so you have no choice.

Sucks to be God's girlfriend, huh? Tell that to Mary Magdelene.

Maybe that's why I'm alone

But what if I was born with no Soul to sell? Would that mean that if i dated you, that your soul and all the souls you took would become mine by extension. Stranger things than this have happened!

eh...mine was taken away by the goddess...either way you sound interesting...lemme check and see if my wife will let me :-p

Love the post

-Kyo

reply to post by dunwichwitch


Well I definitely don't.

Now I'm off to find a nice monastery somewhere where I can meditate in peace without people pestering me!

Originally posted by dunwichwitch
I'm Jesus, Buddha, John Lennon, MLK, AND I stole Kurt Cobain's eternal soul.

So who wants to go out with me? I promise, I won't steal your soul... for a while. It's your responsibility to renew my vows of non-soul-theivery every 90 days....

and that's retroactive, so actually your soul is already mine so you have no choice.

Sucks to be God's girlfriend, huh? Tell that to Mary Magdelene.

Maybe that's why I'm alone

Some questions about why you are alone.

Do you take yourself seriously?

Do you respect other people or want to manipulate them.

Is your brand of humor actually meant to be funny?

Do you have the capacity to LOVE?

Are you serious about your cosmological view?

Are you actually afraid of intimate contact?

Sorry, it's just my Psych degree talking.

reply to post by whaaa


No, I think those are all good and relevant questions. However, will it be a person or an internet persona who answers them?

Originally posted by sc2099
However, will it be a person or an internet persona who answers them?

Now that's a good question!!
I often wonder if the mental construct I have of someone on the www.
is at all accurate. When I see peoples pictures here www.belowtopsecret.com...'
I am almost always astonished how young they are.

and clean

[edit on 18-12-2008 by whaaa]

Originally posted by whaaa

Originally posted by sc2099
However, will it be a person or an internet persona who answers them?

Now that's a good question!!
I often wonder if the mental construct I have of someone on the www.
is at all accurate. When I see peoples pictures here www.belowtopsecret.com...'
I am almost always astonished how young they are.

and clean

[edit on 18-12-2008 by whaaa]

Or how old they are physically but young mentally? I think you can get a good image of a person's mentality that way but the physical can often be very different.

In regards to the OP's soul theft capabilities:

I'm sorry you wouldn't want mine. You see I have it backed up on disk somewhere so I can crank out as many copys of it as I need to do so. Kinda puts a dampener on the value of it does it not? Now a hefty Paypal arrangement could be probably made. Just a thought.