I’d like to take a moment before we begin to wish Skyfloating the best of luck in our skirmish. I’d also like to thank MemoryShock and the rest of
the debate staff for making this possible. Let’s have some fun!
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For many, Christmas is indeed the most wonderful time of the year. It is a time to rejoice and come together in the spirit of goodness and giving.
It’s a time filled with dreams about good food, good company, and the jolly fat man delivering gifts to all the children of the world. However,
despite all of the amazing qualities of Christmas, the holiday is not all it could be.
In the course of this debate, we will examine why Christmas deserves to be celebrated more than just one day out of the year. In fact, we will take a
close look at why it deserves to be celebrated twelve days of the year!
First, let’s take a comparative look at a couple other holidays to see how Christmas stacks up.
Kwanzaa – This holiday consists of seven days of celebration, featuring activities such as candle-lighting, and culminates in a feast and
gift giving.
Hanukkah – This holiday is observed for eight nights, and commemorates the rededication of the Second Temple in Jerusalem.
Christmas – This holiday lasts for one day.
Something just doesn’t seem right here ladies and gentlemen! Kwanzaa and Hanukkah last for a full week, while Christmas only gets one day! And
Christmas is the only one that includes an overweight delivery man who pilots a reindeer chariot!
What other holiday offers more magic and joy than Christmas? The answer is none.
The only way to remedy this terrible problem is to extend Christmas from its current 24 hour window, to a full 288 hours of yuletide euphoria. The
changes this would require would be minimal, as we already have a theme song.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
In keeping with the tradition and history of the song itself, the twelve days of Christmas would begin with Christmas day itself, and run until
January 6th. The gift giving described in the song would, of course, be optional.
What’s more, this extra time extension could really help take some pressure off of Santa and his elves. Obviously the best option would be to
reevaluate the current present delivery schedule and find room for improvement. Perhaps Santa could divide his route into daily sections and avoid
having to make all his deliveries in one night. With a little less pressure, the North Pole could exponentially improve its quality and efficiency.
At first glance, extending Christmas to twelve days may seem like a selfish thing to do, but as I will continue to show throughout the course of this
debate, it is the only reasonable thing to do.

