you got it bud!

i'm gonna go have some kids right now so i can not send them to school.

can i borrow yours in the meantime?

...and still people wonder why some drugs are illegal.
enough said!

You've all been brainwashed already, it's too late for me to try to influence you back on our side. 80% of this world are beings who are meant to follow, follow the leaders while 20% control the country and make the actual decisions.

Also yes, I did leave the planet for months actually, which is why I didn't post here during that time. I wanted to come back, I missed the earth and it's beings and they allowed me to go back, since I was generally just a nuisance and nothing else as it was. They were doing me a huge favor by allowing me to leave with them in the first place and I appreciated it, but home sickness hurts a lot, mainly when you realize that planets like Earth are very hard to find. I did see some amazing sights that I will never forget, the super earths that were found a while back are NOT lifeless, but their life isn't intelligent, it's uncivilized and there are GIANT creatures, bigger than the dinosaurs, where trees come to life and migrate to different areas of the planet for each season(Which they have several). They have a weather condition where there are storms that last for centuries where animals are created in the sky and then rain down, they are not picked up they are created in the sky and float down on parachutes which they create from their mouths and expel and float safely to the ground. The predators found on that planet are also amazing, they exist in pure darkness and are made up of shadow energy, grab their prey and bring them back into the realm of shadows, if they ever go out into the sunlight they simply vanish.

Actually you've fallen right into a trap. They want you to look at your fellow man and, in your mind, dehumanize them. Of course they are regular human beings just like us. But if they trick you into thinking that they aren't even human, then it'll be easier to treat them like they are less than human.

You, sir, have been fooled. Snap out of it.

Keep going, this is comedy GOLD!!!

"....they allowed me to go back, since I was generally just a nuisance and nothing else..."

Err... Glad too have you back?
Don't tell me you kept on asking them; "What does this button do?"

"...that planets like Earth are very hard to find..."

I'll agree with that.

"...but their life isn't intelligent..."

WHOA there Smokey, don't go starting fires you can't put out!!

Doubt we'll see those aliens ever again after that.

The extraterestrial tourism dollar would have been handy considering the global economic crisis.

Oh well... there will be others... won't there??

Make fun of me all you want, it happened and I know it happened, doesn't hurt me if you don't believe it. I was speaking about the life on the planet, not the aliens that allowed me to hitch along with them.

Originally posted by Religion
I SNAPPED OUT OF IT BY THE USE OF ILLICIT DRUGS LISTEN TO ME

Yeah right...

OK now I believe you are suffering from ATS syndrome Where you will have a mental break and go over the top with extreme views of the mondane.

you will search everywhere for the obvious and never find it. But you will develop a theory of where it is and who moved it!

What are you talking about, are you one of them?

Originally posted by Religion
Make fun of me all you want, it happened and I know it happened, doesn't hurt me if you don't believe it. I was speaking about the life on the planet, not the aliens that allowed me to hitch along with them.

so did you ask them what happened to Elvis

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No, I did not want to bother them with human subjects like that, I know what happened to Elvis, he died and that's the end of it, why would I bother the beings that are doing me a favor by asking them that?

I think you're one of them, stay away from me or I'll call into George Noory and tell him to lock you up.

Originally posted by Religion
No, I did not want to bother them with human subjects like that, I know what happened to Elvis, he died and that's the end of it,

I just saw him at Burger King last week!

when did he die and how?

Can this guy be banned please.

ATS' reputation is shaky at best at the moment with the sheer amount of bunk that has been permitted to exist on the forums lately. From the domination of the GFL threads, to the recent spate of 'impending earthquake is coming: because a computer program that predicts the future says so' topics, these forums are becoming more a place for weekend fiction writers than evidence discussion.

It is threads like this that make the entire alternative topic community look like laughing stocks to the rest of the world. To permit members like this (who are clearly either high, mentally ill or hoaxers) to troll the boards is the equivalent of politicians parading around the streets in white hoods calling for Obama's head: There is no up side. Only humiliation and disgust.

**** like this is the exact opposite of why I, and I'm sure many others, joined ATS.

do us all a favour , next time take a camera or even a sketch ... yea that would be good, please sketch what you saw, I need to be entertained some more ....

You don't understand, if you read my topic the trip was supposed to be permanent, I disgraced myself by begging and demanding to be taken back. I freaked, I saw things I didn't like and I wanted to come back home and they accepted. I messed a lot of things up on their output control devices also, which they just wanted to drop me off and get rid of me, in fact, they dropped me off a few hundred miles away from my house, some where out in Alabama where I had to hitch a ride all the way back to my house. They could have just opened the gravity locked doors and let me float in space for about a minute before my lungs burst, but they were peaceful visitors of the earth and did not wish to harm me. In fact, they probably knew it was going to happen sooner or later, that I would wish to be taken back.

I saw crazy sights, some I enjoyed, some I didn't, but in the end the earth is my home. I was away from Earth for about 3 months and enjoyed it, but as I said being away from the place you've lived on so long hurts, your body craves to go back and starts going into a sort of withdrawal which I can't explain, but it hurts.

Originally posted by fooffstarr
**** like this is the exact opposite of why I, and I'm sure many others, joined ATS.

Agreed

Originally posted by Religion
I disgraced myself

Now that is the first reasonable thing I've read from you on this entire thread.
Now off to read more doom and gloom.

SLAY