Alien close encounter Dec. 11, 2008

Originally posted by ll__raine__ll

..each time I tried to click off a picture I was blinded by a brilliant flash of light that was emitted from the camera directly into my eyes!

ha ha ha, brilliant!
cheers for the laugh!

Holy crap that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I am assuming most of the pictures are of an eyeball close up.
Next time turn the camera around.

Originally posted by deepred
I was very reluctant to tell my story as I did not want to be labled as different and I am sure that there will be some that will call me "damaged goods" now that I have disclosed the probing incident but, I urge you to tell your story, it might just help someone feel less "damaged"

So OP, tell us in plain language is this a joke or a real (hoax) story?

Clarify....I implore you

Thanks for the great story.

I'm not too sure how this will be received by the ATS community but I enjoyed it.

Especially the camera part.

Have fun.

I think the chickens and pigs got mad that you were raising them for companionship AND food and decided to have a bit of fun with you!
Check the chicken coop for your camera and I'll bet you're gonna find your beer and burritos in the pig sty - oh, maybe they shared it with the chickens, cuz those chickens were clucking right and left.. all drunk and confused! Love it.

Originally posted by OzWeatherman

Originally posted by deepred
I was very reluctant to tell my story as I did not want to be labled as different and I am sure that there will be some that will call me "damaged goods" now that I have disclosed the probing incident but, I urge you to tell your story, it might just help someone feel less "damaged"

So OP, tell us in plain language is this a joke or a real (hoax) story?

Clarify....I implore you

You must wiegh the evidence and come to your own conclusion.

Originally posted by deepred

Originally posted by OzWeatherman

Originally posted by deepred
I was very reluctant to tell my story as I did not want to be labled as different and I am sure that there will be some that will call me "damaged goods" now that I have disclosed the probing incident but, I urge you to tell your story, it might just help someone feel less "damaged"

So OP, tell us in plain language is this a joke or a real (hoax) story?

Clarify....I implore you

You must wiegh the evidence and come to your own conclusion.

I can conclude that you can't operate a camera correctly. Therefore I will consider this to be a hoax.

I take the afternoon to run errands and return to find this startling account.

Thanks for the chuckle.

And you know the drill.


+Move time+

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WOW that was HILARIOUS!!
i can not believe there are really people who think this whole story is serious.

i really enjoyed reading that. thanks for the story.

Originally posted by deepred

You must wiegh the evidence and come to your own conclusion.

Well I weighed the evidence and now that I know its a story.....i can forgive you

Just next time post it in BTS

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but reading some of the reactions was half the fun, lol.
it's not a joke anyway ... it's a P-take.

oh well thread author ... it was fun while it lasted.

Let me guess you are a RPGer.

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I managed to get a hold of your camera through remote telekinesis that was taught to me by a agency that shall remain unnamed. After submitting your camera to various tests (that I'm not allowed to specify what they were) the agency has decided to release this pic from your camera showing the aliens. You'll note the comments on the pic from our Techs who have done a extensive analysis.



The mystery is now solved.

Nothing to see here, move along, move along. So says the Agency.