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Why Obama can't be President (CRACKED article)

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trilateral_insignia

posted on Dec, 11 2008 @ 02:02 AM
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www.cracked.com...


Didn't see this when I searched. Its funny but not for kids.

Excerpt: "April 4th, 1960: Barack Hussein Obama is born in a secret Masonic chapel beneath the streets of Paris. With genetic material scraped from the shroud of Turin and eggs stolen from an unconscious Marilyn Monroe, Obama is carried to term in the womb of a mysterious three headed dog, ancient beyond man’s ken. For the first few months of his life he is raised by a shadowy cabal of ancient knights and professional baccart players, who program him with the knowledge he will need to one day destroy America."

Thought some of you may like it.


[edit on 11-12-2008 by trilateral_insignia]


MegaBears

posted on Dec, 16 2008 @ 01:42 AM
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Oh my god! It all makes sense now. Thanks for posting this. lol



 
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