Originally posted by SpacePunk
reply to post by zorgon
Does NORAD still manage to track Santa with their radar these days?
Until recently they have had a very high success rate at doing this but things may soon change it seems. Santa has contracted the Lockheed Martin
Skunk Works® to build him a new high altitude stealth sleigh with an exotic anti-matter/matter annihilation propulsion system. The exact
specifications are obviously being kept secret but a few details have been leaked.
There are ongoing negotiations between Santa and the U.S. Department of Defense regarding a top secret proprietary aircraft tracking method designed
by DARPA and employed by the U.S. Air Force on all stealth aircraft. If a satisfactory agreement is reached this technology will also be employed by
Santa to assist NORAD's annual tracking of his journeys.
It seems Donner and Blitzen overdosed on the mushrooms due to the extreme stress they had been burdened with for hundreds of years. Since they were a
'one of a kind' specialized chimera hybrid breed that could not be replaced, Santa was left with no choice but to step into the 21st century and
upgrade his present delivery process. Santa it seems has finally decided to pimp his ride.
[edit on 8-12-2008 by ashamedamerican]