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Originally posted by mel1962
reply to post by cluckerspud
Geeeee, maybe she was artificially inseminated. I am sure if we can do it, God can do it. After all we were created in his image!
Originally posted by cluckerspud
I tool health class and learned how life is created in a female.
It takes a certain male organ to plant a seed in a certain female
organ.
Immaculate Conception defies all laws of biology and physics.
Originally posted by anonymousATS
Originally posted by cluckerspud
I took health class and learned how life is created in a female.
It takes a certain male organ to plant a seed in a certain female
organ.
Immaculate Conception defies all laws of biology and physics.
The "bible" is a collection of "books" and "letters". Some of these works were written several hundred years apart. The author of the passage(s) detailing immaculate conception was most likely some anal-retentive type with some serious sexual hangups.
Originally posted by cluckerspud
I tool health class and learned how life is created in a female.
It takes a certain male organ to plant a seed in a certain female
organ.
Immaculate Conception defies all laws of biology and physics.
Originally posted by cluckerspud
Our universe follows certain laws of physics and biology.
I tool health class and learned how life is created in a female.
It takes a certain male organ to plant a seed in a certain female
organ. Immaculate Conception defies all laws of biology and physics.
Originally posted by cluckerspud
First of all, The Bible is as a fantasy story. However, pretending
that it is true, I will make this statement.
I am almost offended that in church they were trying
to teach us that Mary was a case of Immaculate Conception.
It did not make sense when I was 5 and it doesn't make sense
now. Our universe follows certain laws of physics and biology.
I tool health class and learned how life is created in a female.
It takes a certain male organ to plant a seed in a certain female
organ.
Immaculate Conception defies all laws of biology and physics.
Oh, wait.. what?! it's a what?! Oh... a MIRACLE!?
C'mon people. It's a MIRACLE that such a story was fabricated,
written and actually believed for so long. At the time it was written
science was not at a level to do DNA test or anything.
Today Mary would have been on Maury Povich with her results
to be revealed after the commercial break.
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Walking on water?! - Physically impossible, even Chris Angel knows that its
an illusion.
Feeding 5000?! - Something out of nothing. Highly improbable, though once
I threw up and I had not eaten yet.
Water into wine?! - Again physically impossible, unless it was slight of hand.
My uncle used to pull nickles out of my ears.
Immaculate Conception?! - Not a chance.
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Wake up! "Accepting the fabrication" is what makes it a MIRACLE.
Originally posted by cluckerspud
First of all, The Bible is as a fantasy story. However, pretending
that it is true, I will make this statement.
And Now, The Rest of the Story!
Joseph, the human father of Jesus (Joshua ben Joseph), was a Hebrew of the Hebrews, albeit he carried many non-Jewish racial strains which had been added to his ancestral tree from time to time by the female lines of his progenitors. The ancestry of the father of Jesus went back to the days of Abraham and through this venerable patriarch to the earlier lines of inheritance leading to the Sumerians and Nodites and, through the southern tribes of the ancient blue man, to Andon and Fonta. David and Solomon were not in the direct line of Joseph's ancestry, neither did Joseph's lineage go directly back to Adam. Joseph's immediate ancestors were mechanics—builders, carpenters, masons, and smiths. Joseph himself was a carpenter and later a contractor. His family belonged to a long and illustrious line of the nobility of the common people, accentuated ever and anon by the appearance of unusual individuals who had distinguished themselves in connection with the evolution of religion on your heavenly place.
Originally posted by Bhadhidar
Originally posted by cluckerspud
I tool health class and learned how life is created in a female.
It takes a certain male organ to plant a seed in a certain female
organ.
Immaculate Conception defies all laws of biology and physics.
Although once thought to occur amoung only plants and lower invertebrate animals, evidence has recently been found to indicate that it can occur somewhat higher up the evolutionary chain (sharks).
Originally posted by crmanager
reply to post by cluckerspud
But why? Are you trying to show us how smart you are? How dumb we are? Or are you living a life that shames you and you want to remove the guilt from your life that you feel?
Originally posted by crmanager
reply to post by cluckerspud
And by that very action disprove entire religion.
Originally posted by crmanager
Wow, that must be exciting to tell so many people that they are, what words would you use, "Simpletons." Simply not as smart as you.
Originally posted by crmanager
I would expect a simlar disproval of Islam, Judaism, Zooroastrianism, Budism, Hinduism... before the days end.
Originally posted by crmanager
Unless this is simple anti-Christian bigotry. Which is your right. But it is my right to shine the light on you as a bigot.
Originally posted by crmanager
Come on. God couldn't make a woman pregnant if he wanted?
Originally posted by crmanager
Or must be a basic Atheist which explains your whole premise.