God is a Farmer

God is a Farmer.

What if Creator being/s (God) are farmers and the field is Earth. The produce of course is our souls. Harvest time in turn will be the "End of the World" scenario in which the souls of the

good are deemed nutritious thereby ingraining the mentality that we have to be good in order to be saved since our souls aren't as nutritious if we are corrupt/wicked/unbeliever/whatever.

When this creator being is done eating, the cycle of spreading the seeds and fattening the land through the creation of "rules" will be done once again in preparation for the next harvest/doomsday.

A side theory on why doomsday isn't happening is that there are too many "bad" souls in the world. It will only happen when everybody's "good" so that there will be a hearty feast for the creator.


This is just a theory I cooked up during a light conversation with friends. I am just trying to share my thoughts. I have no intention of offending anyone.

Its a good theory.
Of course its not practical but its still a good theory.
Sometimes you can sit there for 50 years, and think of things in different ways.
And in the end you still haven't figured it out.
But you have learned much along the way.

And after God eats us, does he use his waste as fertilizer to grow new people?


I'm not sure if you are being metaphorical or literal in your question here.
Do you really think that God is going to eat your soul??
(Sounds like a death metal song)

Jesus said:

This land is like a farm. The farm owner is God. While the night was an enemy came and sowed bad seeds throughout the good seeds. The workers came to God and said someone sowed weeds. God said: let them both grow up together in stead of losing everything we'll wait and at Harvest time (2012 phenomenon) the good produce will go in my barn and the bad weeds into the fire.

Though your idea about being "eaten" is off because you understand the phyisical need for eating rather then the spiritual growth of eating.

It's a plausible theory. Nobody really understands how this universe works and it's safe to say we are not top of the food chain, both physically or spiritually. To some beings we are probably nothing more than a tasty snack.

Originally posted by JesterMan
And after God eats us, does he use his waste as fertilizer to grow new people?


I'm not sure if you are being metaphorical or literal in your question here.
Do you really think that God is going to eat your soul??
(Sounds like a death metal song)

Yes that's a good one too.
The waste that comes out of God, creates life.
His turds, create us.
Then we grow, and he eats us again.
Then craps out some more of us.

Originally posted by AgentOrangeJuice

Originally posted by JesterMan
And after God eats us, does he use his waste as fertilizer to grow new people?


I'm not sure if you are being metaphorical or literal in your question here.
Do you really think that God is going to eat your soul??
(Sounds like a death metal song)

Yes that's a good one too.
The waste that comes out of God, creates life.
His turds, create us.
Then we grow, and he eats us again.
Then craps out some more of us.

And others he roasts in a fire because he "loves" us.......interesting!