the first four things I would do would help the world be a better place. Perhaps in the eyes of God, I would be considered Divine.


The fifth thing I would do, would completely undo any good standing I would have achieved morally.

With such a power, and being human, don't lie..... you all would do it too.

Hmm... Interesting idea.

1. Haunt people I don't like. Could you imagine? Or even better, when Bush or Palin is giving a speech, start to tickle them, and talk in their ear, distract them! Or Obama, could you imagine if you went up to him when he was giving his State of the Union Address and say "Yo man got any chicken? Waaaazzzuuuppp!" And see if he doesn't let fly the curse words.

2. Harass my little sister. Make her go crazy. Then when she thinks some one is out to get her write "Red Rum" on her door and laugh as she runs out of the house screaming.

3. Find my b/f and g/f and see just how weird it would be...

4. Go to every Patriots game for free and go on the field. Why? "And Farve is back to pass, he trips again! The Patriots lead the NFL with sacks at over a hundred in just the first nine games!" I may hurt after tripping some of those big guys but it would be fun to see the Patriots win them all, INCLUDING the Super Bowl. And see just how big Brady and Moss are, mmm.

5. Haunt the Vatican as the Virgin Mary. Could you imagine? The Pope going out there "Uh, the Virgin Mary says to uh, allow gay marriage and to stop the genocide of Africans by allowing condoms in." Whack him on the back of the head so he loses his hat. "And to allow female priests. Any thing else?"

I would visit Washington, remove every trace of every law, and executive order that impinges on The Constitution.

I would attend Bilderberger conferences with my invisible camcorder and post the discussions on the web.

I would locate and publish all free energy devices on the web.

I would learn to send money by wire, and then redistribute wealth from the modern day 'Robber Barons' to the most needy charities around the world.

Finally, I would turn my attention to those who are poisoning our food and water supplies!

For the cynics out there, I started out with nothing, and just like 'Seasick Steve' I've still got most of it left. To leave the world a better place would be all the reward a decent person could possibly wish for.

Just a dream you understand,

Regards,

Horsegiver.

1. Become invisible and get money....become visible and waste it.

2. Go to a Denise Milani photo shoot and cause her to have a costume malfunction.

3. Become invisible and get money...become visible and waste it.

4. Sneak in to the oval office, rearrange the furniture and replace the paintings with Fathead wall posters.

5. Become invisible and get money...become visible and waste it.

Did I mention Denise Milani? Ummmmm....

Anyone i suspected , that beat their child's , wifes or animals would see a bat , going in their direction , and then would look like fools claiming they were attacked by a magical flying bat.

Originally posted by dracodie
Anyone i suspected , that beat their child's , wifes or animals would see a bat , going in their direction , and then would look like fools claiming they were attacked by a magical flying bat.

"I swear, the back came after me detective"

LoL

BTW, where in Portugal?

1. Make a little flying saucer and run around Westminster with it.

2. Sneak into Buckingham Palace and "pee" in the Queens bed.

3. Sneak into David Rockefellers house, wait till he opens his safe, grab the stash and then take a "dump" in his bed.

4. Fondle Jennifer Connelys boobies.

5. I would reserve this slot until after I've read Mr Rockeffellers documents. or just do number 4 again.

Silly but fun..

Originally posted by Optix
First off, just because you are invisible does not mean you are getting into high secured areas, such as Area 51 and the Pentagon. There are check points that measure weight, movement lasers, motion detectors, guard dogs, eye scans, palm prints and others, such as pheromone detection, so fantasies about that will not come to fruition. I kinda chuckle at that idea.

Check points that measure weight will detect you, but since you would be invisible, they'd probably think that it's a problem with the machine. Same with infra-red motion detectors (i'm assuming that you still give off IR radiation, but, being invisible, radiation from behind you goes right through to the front). Pheromone detectors are highly unlikely and prone to error. Guard dogs would be a real problem (being much better at distinguishing subtly different smells than current technology; machines can detect compounds in quantities as small as a dog can, but that's just detecting compounds. Good for finding bombs and drugs, bad for identifying people). Lasers would not be a problem, since you're invisible, they'd go right through (assuming you are see-through in infra-red. Nobody uses visible lasers). Eye scans and palm prints and other biometrics wouldn't be a problem; you'd just wait until someone with clearance uses it, and follow them in.

Most less secure government facilities make due with a policeman or two and a metal detector.

I would go at night to the paperwork section and

1. Audit the Fed all of them! esp of New York!

2. I would set free all the animals in cages being tested on for make up & Military science etc.

3. Let most of the monkeys free in most zoo's just for the fun of it, if they could survive in that geographic location.

4. Go to the highest Mason meeting possible, watch observe and remember.

5. Get the passwords for lots of Email addresses of the real baddies, and mass mail the contents simultaneously on one day.

6. Steal the Nuclear football in plane view of the press and throw it in a river!

7. Spend a Night in Buckingham palace and see if they really do shapeshift!

8. Really really out doo Bankski! 30 ft secrets on side of House of parliment, after spending some time in chequers listening.

9. Learn the codes for many safes for the rich that profit from murder, organised crime and modern slavery. Give the contents to those they took from.

10. Torment Bush and rumsfield after retirement so they know what it was like to be placed in Gauntamino bay, or in Abu Graib and speak endlessly in their ears, trip them up, squeeze their bits till they went insane.

I could go on forever on this couldn't we all, but I think the best use of this ability would be to tickle all the sad people I saw and tell them random jokes in their ears, and offer words of encouragement, make them think God is telling them to give up the booze or drugs, or get better, or be strong, or have strength to walk away from a violent relationship, to smile.

Oh and of course on an ego level visit lots of ex lovers to see if I was better than their current one! lol, and when they had finished the dirty deed rate him out loud and leave lol.

Elf.


[edit on 5-12-2008 by MischeviousElf]

Am I the only one that would go onboard the space shuttle? I thought this was a MOST EXCELLENT answer to this fun thread.
I just can't believe no one else thinks a flight into space and seeing our orb from that perspective wouldn't be the coolest thing...

I like some of the answers others have posted particularly the Bildeberg meetings and Rockefeller documents one...

The sex ones are kinda oookey as I said in my first post but some of you are downright perverted as all 5 of yours relates to sex in some way.. SEEK HELP SICKOS! LOL I know its a fun thread and it's all in fun but some more REAL answers would be cool to read...

1. Take a shower
2. Go to area 51
3. Sit next to a business guy on the train and lay some nasty farts.
4. Drive a car on the highway and scare the crap out of people.
5. Number 5 is just not moral, so I will not put that one.

I was thinking,

If you had tatoo's already would they be invisible too?

Now that could be some fun indeed.

Elf.

I was going to post this the other day, but couldn't log in, and she's changed her pic since, but I'd still do it....

If I were invisible - I'd go to GamerGal's house.

[edit on 9-12-2008 by Crastney]