5 things you'd do if you could become Invisible

1. Visit the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
2. Visit the Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders
3. Visit the SanDiego Chargers Cheerleaders
4. Visit the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders
5. Take a Break from Cheerleaders and visit Area 51

Once a dog, always a dog.

reply to post by Zeus187


Not really....lol, after thingikng about it, there IS only one person I would wanna be with, but unfortunatly I live ina small town, so I would never get away with it without everone trying to plan our wedding, and I have been burned too much in the relationship game, so it would be nice if we could be together without everyone else dictating it for us.... He is such a cutie, I need to shut the heck up now, lol...

Wow.
So much for asking everyone to keep it G-Rated.
This turned out to be a perfect example of why-NOT to ever make this technology, if it ever existed, accessible to the public.
Most of you admit you would commit crimes or have the intention to.
Going through the posts, I found things that describe:

-Theft
-Vandalism
-Sexually spying on unsuspecting women
-Harassment
-Murder
-Assault
-Rape
-Destruction of the world

That's actually pretty sad. Im not a church-going person or gay, but those thoughts didn't even skim my mind.
The weird thing is that most of the topics here on ATS are based on political, government, and cultural curruption. Look where the corruption is REALLY coming from.
This was a "fun" topic I started that turned very sour.

Thanks to those who actually wrote something "humane".

reply to post by Andre Neves


Your right there, even though this is a non serious thread, i think we are always going to get people, that joke around the sexual aspects of life. When people with all the topics we have here on this board show that a skill of invisibility would be better used to find out real secrets.

The best remote viewers, have been very important to both sides of the cold war, so it has massive advantages.

For anyone here would you rather find out the real stuff going on in this world, or feel up your favorite celeb?

I know i would choose to find out the secrets, just imagine what these people are doing in secret behind us all, in underground bases.

Knowledge is massive power remember.

reply to post by Andre Neves


This type of power would corrupt even the most honest individual. There would be no getting around it once you knew the capabilities you have. It reminds me of my lucid dreaming, where I am my own creator and god, can do anything I want, and do. I do things I would never imagine here on earth because its extremely liberating and quite exhilarating to know you have the power to do anything from throwing fireballs, flying around, making clothes dissolve from women, blowing up objects with my mind, and so on. Power corrupts, and this would be no exception.

If I was invisible, I would do illegal things. Anyone would. Sure you say you wouldn't now, but after a day or two of testing the waters, you would keep testing your limits. Eventually it would turn you into a different person, and I doubt anyone in the world could resist such temptation. Sure, you say it wouldn't happen.. but thats because your not invisible.

I really wish things would be different, but we are all human, and humans have desires, feelings, dreams, and so on. It would all be possible.

Scary, I know.

1. Become the Invisible Samurai

2. Test my moral integrity

3. *pending on 2

4. *pending on 2

5. *pending on 2

To be truly invisible, does one have to be naked during the cloaking process? If so, I would avoid any exploration of the mysteries in Antarctica. Granted, if I'm invisible, shrinkage will not be an issue.

Recreate the shower scene from Porky's

It would be fun to poke around in some unauthorized areas around the world. I suppose I could fly in my invisible jet also.

How much gold is really in Fort Knox?

Sit in on some closed door Oval Office meetings.

Make people think that they are crazy by tapping their shoulder, breathing in their ears or tossing small pebbles at the back of their heads etc.

Would I leave an Infrared signature? If not, I would have some fun with the chaps at TAPS.

I WOULD also LOVE to easedrop a lot and see what everyone really talks about when you leave the room...

Funny thing is, alot of people are invisible in real life. They never truly show any one who they are untill they are accepted, like answering "I'm ok" or "fine" when your really having a pissy day.

On the internet it's the other way around.

What I would do.

1. find plans for free energy at A51 or DoE and spread the proof on thick.

2. pop up as an extra on Heros.

3. mess with the video boards in citys and get them to show porn.

4. prove to people how evil some "nice" people can be (including cops).

5. Watch porn...live and maybe take part.

Originally posted by DroolsAlot
1. Look up girls skirts.
2. Look up girls skirts.
3. Look up girls skirts.
4. Look up girls skirts.
5. Look up girls skirts.

Hehe, jk

Lol I'd do mor than that, plus walk around naked, since no one could see me and all. lol

I think this thread is proof why God didn't give Humankind invisibility...

Also, by implication, waiting until you're invisible to have sex isn't called 'invisible sex' it's called 'rape'...

First off, just because you are invisible does not mean you are getting into high secured areas, such as Area 51 and the Pentagon. There are check points that measure weight, movement lasers, motion detectors, guard dogs, eye scans, palm prints and others, such as pheromone detection, so fantasies about that will not come to fruition. I kinda chuckle at that idea.

Plus being a normal guy that can't been seen by others, does not make one a super hero.

Being Invisible is a voyeurs power, plain and simple. UNLESS you have some other skill that will allow you to compliment that power. Such as Martial arts or, uhm, lock picking. heh

I say i would go around into meetings of millionaires and such businessmen to see how things are really ran and then copy that, it would benefit my future more, than prison time.

Also, I'd go and watch Stars that i like and their daily routines. Sneak into the movies.

fun stuff
Oh, attend a Bilderberg meeting. hehe




[edit on 4-12-2008 by Optix]

First off, just because you are invisible does not mean you are getting into high secured areas, such as Area 51 and the Pentagon. There are check points that measure weight, movement lasers, motion detectors, guard dogs, eye scans, palm prints and others, such as pheromone detection, so fantasies about that will not come to fruition. I kinda chuckle at that idea.

You are a dream wrecker

Voyeur Paradise indeed. Powers do corrupt.

reply to post by Optix


For the most part I would agree with you...

but you could take any dork and give him a swiss army knife, and with invisibility he is still a force to be reckoned with.

Advanced training coupled with invisibility = super hero, however.

1. go to public schools systems and poke certain types of teachers in the butt everytime they are harmful to children's well being, I would also keep an eye out for cruel bullies and do the same.

2. Go to animal shelters and poke cruel animal control people in the butt when they are cruel to the animals.

3. I would go to the slaughter houses and for those that harm and torture the animals...

4. I would track down child porn and snuff killers and stop the torture.

5. I would go to hospitals where children are suffering and love them and as I stroke their little selves would whisper words of encouragement and love.

Also on my list would be homeless places, Rest Homes, and everywhere people in the world suffer at the hands of the criminally insane.

Originally posted by Optix
First off, just because you are invisible does not mean you are getting into high secured areas, such as Area 51 and the Pentagon. There are check points that measure weight, movement lasers, motion detectors, guard dogs, eye scans, palm prints and others, such as pheromone detection, so fantasies about that will not come to fruition. I kinda chuckle at that idea.

First off, HOW do YOU know this? You're coming off like some Area 51 "Security Expert". Have you been there? Have you seen pictures or videos proving your claims? Were you contracted by the U.S government to install these security devices and organize these measures? Has anyone that has been proven to have been at Area 51 said this? Or is this a theory of yours based on things you have seen in recent Bond flicks?
You speak like you know these things for a fact. I don't see any "probably's" in your post. Just a bunch of "there are's".
You even "Chuckle at the idea" like you know something nobody else does.

As far as I know, so far everything about Area 51 is pure speculation. Just like your motion detectors(watching ghost hunters much?), your check points that measure weight(lol, what movie was that in?), you pheromone detection(wtf, where are you getting this), and all of those "fantasies" that you have come up with about security.

I doubt that the security measures inside the actual base are that outlandish, considering what they have on the exterior and perimeters. Then again, what do I(or you)know?
If I were able to completely make myself invisible, I would just simply follow random people in the base around. Eventually, you'd end up somewhere intersting.

Honestly though, I did "chuckle" when I read your response like, "And who the heck is this guy"?

Originally posted by Optix
Also, I'd go and watch Stars that i like and their daily routines. Sneak into the movies.

Seriously man, I'd take it easy with the movies. You're taking them WAY to seriously.












[edit on 12/4/2008 by Andre Neves]

reply to post by Andre Neves

You make a fantasy thread,
you get fantasy replies.

reply to post by Andre Neves


Hey? not trying to be snippy or anything are we? I wasn't, be cool man. We are however fantasizing here...
The whole idea of being invisible is from the movies AND if it is done with some kind of electronics then that can be detected. You cant just walk in a place be invisible or not.
I grew up in a Special Forces family and i was in as well. Also a friend of mine was in Air Force security and they have most of what i list in security measures. BUT i am no expert on those security measures, but you bet your butt they thought of someone trying to get in with a electronic cloak and thought of counter measures for it. That is why they have such other checks.
One such security, just on Air Force bases is that there is a fence perimeter, that inside another fence that has dogs with tracking collars and a man that monitors them. When the dogs congregate in one area, they send out units to investigate.
Also I have a motion detector in my back yard that sets off a light, i would think the military has more than that, and they do. so that is no big tech there at all.
but yeah i would be prepared a little more than just being invisible.





[edit on 5-12-2008 by Optix]

Also it would be hard to not abuse the power for personal wealth. If i had the inclination to steal i would do it Robin Hood style. And randomly leave money to people that really need it. I would not try to communicate with them. It would freak them out.
OR you could haunt people that are bad( kinda like the scrooge) and make people change their ways.

cool post though OP

reply to post by Andre Neves


I would have to say first Ferrari is better to see than McLaren, although the McLaren supercar is bad for street legal but 500,000 CMON.

Anyways top 5 things invisible.

1. Library of Congress to see all the sealed files on the JFK Assasination.
2. Go under the Temple Mount, under the Dome of the Rock where I believe the Ark of the Covenant is.
3. Download the databases from CIA, FBI, NRO, NSA and all those other three lettered intel agencies in Langley or D.C.
4. Space Shuttle Flight stowaway.
5. Sandra Bullocks house is all I will say, CMON who wouldn't?

OK #5 is a little oookey, and my faith wouldn't allow me to do that, but it is fantasy aint it? Anyways alternate #5.

Get into Stephen Kings Filing Cabinet where all his stories never published are at and read them all, but not release them.

[edit on 12/5/2008 by theindependentjournal]