Holiday Skirmish Sign Up Thread

Im in.

Sounds like a laugh

North Pole Reindeer vs South Pole Penguins...?

If anyone is interested in a speed debate at the beginning, say from the 12th to 14th I'd be interested. I've got nothing to do that weekend. Other than that, I'm going to be shuffling from couch to couch and airport to airport for the 2 weeks.

reply to post by MemoryShock

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Eskimo's vs Inuits (spot the deliberate error )

reply to post by budski

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One makes a really good pie and the other races sled dogs .

I have the priviledge of annoucing that Heike has honored me by agreeing to oppose me in a 'random' skirmish, no time limits.

I very much look forward to our sure to be nothing but uproarous good times topic.

As certain people around here know -

*looks meaningfully at Semper*

- I have been trying to have a fun times in the debate forum for a while now and was certainly thwarted in my last outing. (I am an improved Fighter for it, and grateful for that)

So whoever assigns the topics -

*sweetly bats eyes at MemShock in case its him*

please, please, please keep that in mind.

*begins to sing to both "Loving You is easy cause your beautiful. lallalalalalalalalalalalalala LA!" dooitindoodoodooo AAAAHHHHAAAAAAHHHH*

*stops when noticing the blood coming out of their ears*

Check out the opening post again...

And the way your post is formatted, I have to suspect that you know your NLP...or are a natural...

Let us know of any details (alternate start date, etc.)...

Don't want to fall out of practice...., may I join? Don't care about points and stuff. Just the fun part!

oh.., and uh...,

I'm in for the skirmishes. No preference on point wager, but I'd like to point out since its actually an event (not a tournament but still an official event) we can award free points under the rules.

When creating the point system, I retroactively awarded 1 point for participation and 1 for victory on the last set of holiday skirmishes.

I second that motion.

reply to post by schrodingers dog

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Hear, Hear!

reply to post by The Vagabond

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I could live with that. Seems like the best of both worlds – upside for all, but extra upside for extra quality

Can I get a point for being totally cool?

Whatever is decided is cool with me. SEE?

We need to come up with topics that have plenty of comedic potential.

A few I've been thinking over:
1. End elf slavery now.
2. Christmas is not worth the environmental damage it causes.
3. Santa is a communist.
4. Jesus' birthday should be moved so that it's not competing with Christmas.

NEVER!

Actually if you look at historical records Jesus was probably born in October. Jesus birth was incorporated by the Romans and changed the festival of Saturnalia to become Christmas.

Santa is still real though.

For those celebrating in a slightly warmer climate

A Palm tree is a suitable Christmas tree

Clark Griswold's House, Great Christmas Spectacle or Greatest Christmas Spectacle.

In this time of war, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer should be redone as Peter the Patriotic faced Eagle

American Idol Christmas Specials should be banned, and all known copies of previous ones burned.

Here's another topic for the politicos among us:
Sarah Palin should be the model for a replacement of the traditional image of Mrs. Claus. (and Warren Buffett for Santa)

reply to post by The Vagabond

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Oooooh, you 'politicos' must have been very naughty children indeed if that is what your x-mas looks like...

*shakes head sadly at the awful misfortune of the politically-so inclined*

Okay, given that these will be smaller and less research-driven than challenge matches, count me in for a Holiday Skirmish.

I have no clue what my schedule will be, but I will make time for the important things.