It's Grand National day!!!

Well it's Grand National day, the only day it's ok to gamble and it's not classed as such.

Who's having a flutter today, and what horse are you backing?

I'm going for Davey's Boy, it'll probably turn out to be a three-legged blind horse previously named Sad Ken that'll run in the wrong direction. As a result of this it'll get shot, and so will the jockey.

Good luck to anyone that's betting.

Right, well my horse came last. If there's any justice it'll be shot.