Webbot 2.0 predictions for 2009 be very afraid!, page 3

now lets see what came true this year. Please

me If I get anything wrong. But since its 4 days to xmas this 2009. Now I'm gong to be numbering the them. OK. Its simpler that way.

Originally posted by gormly

My predictions for 2009 are:

1.Earthquakes: I see several *significant earthquakes coming in 2009, some will be to the *west, some will be *devestating, one will be more powerful than the rest. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.

2.World Wide Economy tanks: I see much economic turmoil in the world, lots of money will be lost, jobs will be lost, people will look for work.

3.Jobs will be lost: a lot of people will lose a job. (see above prediction for proof)

4.Hunger & starvation: I see much hunger & starvation all over the world, which will cause civil unrest in *many locations, *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.

5.Housing Bubble: The housing market will continue to try to sell houses: Nuff said.

6.Tsunami: I see several *significant Tsunamis coming in 2009, some will be to the *west, some will be *devestating, one will be more powerful than the rest. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.

7.Riots will increase: I see many riots all over the wolrd, civil unrest in *many locations, *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.

8.Tornadoes: I see several *significant Tornadoes coming in 2009, some will be to the *west, some will be *devestating, one will be more powerful than the rest. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.

9.Obamamania will rise: Many people will fall over and pass out at Obama rallies all over the US and Europe. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.

10.Obamamania will decline: Obama will be revealed as the guy who is under the 'fro and glasses in the Yo Gabba Gabba show.

11.Obamamania will rise again: Keith Olberman, Chris Matthews and Katie Curic will jointly decree that Obama is "better than John F. Kenedy and Abraham Lincoln Combined" and move to strike the former presidents rom the record books (January 21st, 2009) Parties ensue.

12.Terrorist Attacks will rise: I see many Terrorist Attacks all over the world, death and destruction in *many locations, *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.

13.Flooding: I see several *significant *massive flood event coming in 2009, some will be to the *west, some will be *devestating, one will be more powerful than the rest. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.

14.Cubs will still be losers: I see the Chicago Cubs NOT winning the World Series in November. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.

15.Lance Armstrong will win the Tour de France - 2009: I see Lance winning and the French whining "Ca fait chier" for six months . *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.
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I have made my predictions now please go secure your hot water heater and if you are one of the 5 billion unlucky enough to not be abe to aford a hot water heater than I suggest you go boil a bucket of water and then secure it so it doesn't fall on the floor causing problems. *Life will be lost, *property will be damaged, *people will die.

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Note: If any of my predictions do not come true by the end of 2009 , substitute 2009 for 2010 and pretend not to notice.

Rinse Lather Repeat

And why should I follow that last quote?

ok here we go.

1. If that means California, then Bonk. It that means western Indonesia, the ding, ding.

2.not so much for the tanking yet, but there's alot of unemployed out there this year.

3.next

4. Another Bonk. Although Ethiopia is having there annual starvation. But one little lady is doing her best to stop it. She's using the free market system to fix it.

5.ding, ding, ding.

6.Ding, ding, ding, in Fiji

7. No one is dying in Denmark yet.

8. I believed only 2 people died in tornadoes this year.

9.Bonk

10. Ding, he down in the polls.

11. I don't watch CNN, so I can't answer that one.

12. Ding in Fort Hood.

13. bonk

14. Ding, it doesn't take a computer to tell us that.

15. I knew he was going to loose this year. Why didn't you?

Well that is one in 2 that correct. Not bad.