The Canadians Are Invading


Yea they are sick and tired of Texans drinking watered down beer.

This is an important matter. It must be dealt swift justice.

The Canadian Charging Buffalo squadron will be there soon......hide your daughters and your watered down beer.

Be sure to have plenty of free range beef and strong beer as well as coffee and mary jane.

After we are done with you all we will move to Mexico and teach them a thing....or two.

I am not kidding.

Originally posted by whiteraven
The Canadians Are Invading


Yea they are sick and tired of Texans drinking watered down beer.

This is an important matter. It must be dealt swift justice.

The Canadian Charging Buffalo squadron will be there soon......hide your daughters and your watered down beer.

Be sure to have plenty of free range beef and strong beer as well as coffee and mary jane.

After we are done with you all we will move to Mexico and teach them a thing....or two.

I am not kidding.

Love it.
I'll bring beer, as long as there's TEXMEX chili...mmmmm.
And as for um "MJ".
Please don't tell me you expect the best from Texas.
(Not censor evading, and not continuing the topic)

well from what i heard the States already has permission to send troops into Canada in case of an emergency, this was done 8 years ago

now just think of the scenario, "terrorists" attack destroy a school full of children in a small town, that would be great for bringing all the people together in sorrow, then the "terrorists" would have one more attack, something more political.

By this time all Canadians are outraged to the point that we demand our government act, but all of our forces are busy in other countries...

Don't worry the United States will help us out, and people will be cheering in the streets not knowing the real reason they are there.

There is a perfect invasion with the consent of the victim country, and not one bullet fired.

I am trying to type as my eyes are all teary from laughing so hard, you guys are great. (funny too)

(on topic)


Last week I seen a huge convoy of military vehicles gassing up, was quite an operation to achieve I might add.

I wonder if its the same one spotted at Fort Bliss. If not, then I wonder why Canada is moving so many around. Training?? For what?

Rhain

BTW, I live in Sault Ste. Marie Ontario which borders Sault Ste. Marie Michigan so they could have crossed the border here.

Just make sure you got plenty of toilet paper and pepto bismol after eating all that "tex-mex" chili....

...and for pete's sake...dont light a match either!!!


Cheers!!!!

This isent uncommon at all, the British Army for example does alot of training in Canada due to the lack of available space in the UK and several European air forces to live fire training here in the US again due to the lack of available training space in many European nations due to population increases.

The British, French and the Dutch also have a significant military presence in the Caribbean. I for example have seen a Royal Netherlands Navy frigate make a drug seizure off of Puerto Rico in conjunction with the US Coast Guard.

Hmmm with winter coming they probably have their eye on taking over the southern states.I did some checking and found out 90 percent of Canadians are less than 50 miles from our border!Something is up people!with christmas coming soon maybe they think they can catch us off guard and sneak a fat man in a red suit with an army of midgets across the border.

Maybe they are not invading but joining with us?! We all know something is up, and maybe they are ready to jump in and help when SHTF.

Originally posted by whiteraven
The Canadians Are Invading


Yea they are sick and tired of Texans drinking watered down beer.

This is an important matter. It must be dealt swift justice.

The Canadian Charging Buffalo squadron will be there soon......hide your daughters and your watered down beer.

Be sure to have plenty of free range beef and strong beer as well as coffee and mary jane.

After we are done with you all we will move to Mexico and teach them a thing....or two.

I am not kidding.

Bring it!

Canada can Invade anytime they like and I will welcome them with open arms...

Provided each soldier brings

A case of real Beer, some Vancouver Kind, and a health Insurance card for an American Citizen...

if so, my door will proudly display "Welcome Canadians" sign and I'll be offering free room and board for a night.

There are worse things than being invaded by Canada. At least they are friendly and polite and speak English and they are better global citizens than we are. I say give em a chance.