"Deliberately passing gas" - From article

Oh Really?

They can't really be serious. No one has such mastery over their gaseous release.

Who has such control over their flatulence? Even at my age I have yet to master it. I have very little control over the matter, despite my experience.

Flatulence is a force of nature - like the 'wind for which it named.

There is no deliberate fart - just inconvenient ones.

And Holding it in often makes it worse does it not? Rather a slower intermittent series of releases in the present than a massive and unpredictable expulsion of gas in the future eh?

I have no doubts that this particular school will soon have regulations and policies regarding the appropriate way to pass gas, I believe they will opt for the lifted-cheek technique - which works wonders when sitting, and is quite silent. Devastating and anonymous.

I always deny it. This child will have learn to do the same.

You compulsive phantom farters are in trouble! You know who you are so give up the jig.

So, the lesson of the day at that school was:
"Disobedience of rules, even if its only courtesy kind of stuff, will get you arrested."
Great training for the coming fascist society these kids will inherit, don't you think?
Lets teach them young that Big Brother will not tolerate any monkey business.
Do not mess with authority!
Be compliant, nicey nicey little sheeple, students.

I find it interesting that schools now days call the police for every little thing. Why not just put the kid in Detention, or in school suspension. Bring back paddles in schools-they still paddled at junior high school in the late 1980's. Everyone is scared to death to do something about problem kids so they call the police. They fear another school shooting. Todays parents (not all of them) do such a crappy job of bringing their kids up that these things tend to escalate.

I really think that this is the Class Clown, and the teacher didn't know how to control the sitituation.


I almost had the Police called on me in high school because I refused to leave class. This was because I dropped my books on the floor by accident and said "damn." Not any other cuss word just that one. I offended the very religious tracher I was told to go to the office and I agrued with her that she was wrong that I never considered it a cuss word. I ended up in the Princples office and kicked out of class the rest of the year. I was told to apoligize by the end the school year- but I never did.