Originally posted by Nostradumbass
Looks like he never came back from that bite to eat...how sad, it was really quite amusing.
Sorry. Perhaps I should have been a bit more clear. For what would be approximately one month out of your current calender, my people enjoy the eating festival, where we gorge ourselves on many delicacies and forgo much of our work. This is also a time of parties, rampant orgies, and drug taking. Much of the following month is usually spent in a state of recovery. Needless to say, despite being so 'far' away from home, I still felt it my duty to uphold this noble tradition.



