In reality, I don't know if I'd be able to eat, but for the sake of conversation I'll go with:
1. Escargot I once had at the Adam's Mark Hotel w/ a garlic/mushroom cream sauce topped w/ puff-pastry, and a loaf of sourdough bread from the Palm
in Vegas to sop up the mess.
2. Salad (hard to remember a truly divine salad).
3. A 3 lb. bone in ribeye (black & blue) from The Taste of Texas w/ bernaise. Can't get the bernaise from Taste of Texas so I'd probably have it
made by the best French saucier I could find from prison.

Oh, and a fully loaded baked potato and creamed spinach.
4. Black forest cake from anywhere. It's pretty hard to screw up.
5. Fine brandy and a cyanide pill. I'd rather do it than have to go through all the dead man walking crap.
Peace