Don't tell me that you got scared off by that 151 Obama landslide.
Hey, I got a great stuff for you:
I was thinking how to make the Dow close bellow 8,000 points today. March 2003 was the last time it was like that, but I couldn't figure anything going by that. So I looked again at the 8,000 figure -- and then it hit me: You know what that 8 stand for?
Exactly -- there are 8 notes in the musical scale. 00000000.
And so if you want to take the points down, which player would you chose to playthe lowest notes in the band?
Exactly -- the bass guitar player.
So I looked for someone who is really good. And guess what . . . I found a cool dude for the job to make the Dow play the base; to play the lowest notes as possible and turn the clock back to 2003.
Call it The Day the Demon Rang the Bell: Today's stomach-turning drop came after Gene Simmons, the bass guitarist from Kiss whose tongue-unfurling, blood-spitting character was known as the "Demon," rang the opening bell on Wall Street.
"Demon" surely did a great job; the demonic possession of the Dow worked just fine -- so did the invocation.

So remeber, if you want the Dow to close low, you play the low notes; if you want to reverse the action, you play the high notes. Jimmy Page is the best guy for that purpose.
btw, do you know about a band that needs a sax player? I'm really good. I used to play with Pink . . . Floyd? Or Pink Panther.? I can't remember names that well any more.
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