"Classic Quotes" Burial Ground

From the 9/11 forum (dodging flaming arrows...)

Heated discussion (aren't they all?) and the obtusiveness (word?) appeared to get to be too much for one poster:

You should try to be more monosyllabic.

Ah, irony!

reply to post by weedwhacker


Another comedy gem...I tell ya, it just keeps getting better and better...

Any other irrelevant digital-rectal extraction that you pull out of your data repository...

Originally posted by beyondsense
reply to post by adifferentbreed

 

I think my dog can come up with a wiser reponse, but obviously, he's a German dog.

Source

Glad to see this thread hasn't died. There's a lot of chuckles in these pages.
Raud, immediately following the quote you posted, Dinnstarr makes a great oneliner as well. He said:

"Patriotism is severe Stockholm Syndrome."

Now that's a soon-to-be classic quote certainly deserving of a place in the classic quotes thread.

Thanks for reviving this classic thread.

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Haha, awesome!

I hope they will teach that in schools in the future.

I'm gonna use that expression from now on when dealing with the "nationals" (they don't want to be called "nationalists" anymore because it "sounds bad"!)

Why have I only come across this thread today!? The amount of genius quotes I have come across during my time on ATS that I could, nay should, have posted here is mind blowing. Anyway, I shall start with this moment of pure joy......

'Is this some kind of joke to you? Is the thought of being anally probed by a lion being funny to you? Seriously? That's funny? Getting anally probed by a lion being?

It's not.'

Oh, and the person who wrote this wasn't doing it as a joke...he was deadly serious about it...which makes it all the more hilarious

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What thread is that from? It's the most absurdly hilarious statement I've heard in a long while, and a reminder of why I should hang around ATS more often.

Just...what does one say to that?

'Many in my circle of friends are witches (WICA is a popular religion around here) and they would routinely put number curses on me and my friends. Always harmless stuff (mostly 4s and 9s, no big deal).'

aaaand...

'Is it possible your boss is part of the Reptilian elite and he doesn't like his employees getting too close to the great secret? I'd suggest setting up a hidden camera in his personal work bathroom (a dead giveaway that he is a Reptilian) and see if you can find any strange behavior in there including drinking from the toilet, eating rodents alive, excessive use of skin lotion, etc... '

Note that the above two quotes are from the same Mr 'Im way too mature to laugh at the thought of being anally probed by a lion'. Loser. :shk:

reply to post by Bluebelle Good finds, but what thread/s & who? Genius should be acknowledged!

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Oh I wouldnt want to name names.. but Im sure that if you copy & paste part of one of the quotes into the search bit then you'll find him fairly easily.

ROAR
the lionheart touched

From this thread:

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Originally posted by CHRLZ

Originally posted by hdutton
Oh wait, that would be earthquacks, would't it?

No, earthquacks would be the people seeing the two suns...

GOLD!

From the comical thread Could Porn be Good for Us?


Maddogkull killed it...and with little effort.

Well i know masterbation is actually healthy, so porn must go hand in hand.

Spot on dude...

Ahem...

What doesn't make sense is that I love telling my other co-workers gay jokes. I like to make people laugh, and all of my jokes are sexually gay. Yet I like gay porn the least.

:shk:

A description of Kiesha Crowther, the 'little grandma.'

this lady seems alittle stoned. probably on pain pills or something similar. slightly glazed eyes and detached from the world. pain pills are a major no no for women her age. she will likely never recover and will probably die slowly of starvation in a hospital bed because her family doesn't want to keep picking her up off of the floor when she falls down.

Now, whatever side of this you are on, you gotta appreciate the sarcasm on this one...or - you gotta admire the honesty...


The topic had to do with 'gay appointments' within the government per the Obama administration...


www.abovetopsecret.com...


WAIT!!! Obama is placing gays in the White House? That's not very Muslim of him


2 birds, 1 stone...

Originally posted by DarkCyrus
Im the only one living.

Your trying to fool yourself into thinking that you exist and I do not. You cannot exist. Only I exist.

There is no COLLECTIVE! There is only ONE BEING.

You fell for it.

You can't trick yourself anymore. Your wish is your choice. So be it, you will become seperate. Good luck.

Apparently, we don't exist

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Jeez, ATS is the only place where I find these self-absorbed dudes with God-complexes and why do they write like Darth Vader talks?!

reply to post by Kandinsky


I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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Apparently, we don't exist


I keep trying to tell my bill collectors I don't exist but they're not buying it. Maybe I should direct them to this thread?