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reply posted on 15-7-2009 @ 12:45 PM by weedwhacker
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I was reading that thread!!! Made my morning!
Truly hilarious stuff.....
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reply posted on 16-7-2009 @ 08:53 PM by jkrog08
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LOL, I have to add this to the ongoing typing-saga-that-internos-posted-earlier! LOL............ROFLMAO 
This is from another thread here.
weedwhacker replies to another post from the member with the keyboard issues:
reply to post by watsgoingon?
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I`know`your`spacebar`is`broken....
But_there_are_other_ways_instead_of-this-to-separate-your-words.
Or, you could buy a new keyboard?? They're not that expensive....
I know right?! 
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reply posted on 18-7-2009 @ 10:39 PM by paperplanes
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This is a quote by fraterormus, from a thread about a Missouri vehicle
dealership offering vouchers for an AK-47 with purchase. The dealership's motto is "God, Guns, Guts and American Pickup Trucks". :
Originally posted by fraterormus
the NRA isn't just for the Right-wing Christian Conservatives anymore. Now, the Left-wing Humanist Liberals like Greenpeace are beginning to value
the Second Amendment and Guns too...although their motto might be a bit different than the "God, Guns, Guts, and American Pickup Trucks"..."Whales,
Guns, Chutzpah, and a Toyota Prius" perhaps?
and by Dermo, from the thread titled " Hillary Apologizes to India for Global
Warming"
Originally posted by Dermo
Originally posted by FlyersFan
I suppose that America is responsible for the entire solar system warming up?
Surely its obvious to you that all the metallic objects that NASA left on the surface of the moon are reflecting light through the convex lenses on
various pieces of equipment which in turn is intensifying the sunlight that is hitting the polar ice caps on mars and melting them..!!?
Its so obvious..
You lot should be sorry!
But my favorite quote of the night comes from Sundancer:
thread link
Originally posted by Rams59lb
NY man forcibly sedated for cavity search gets $125k settlement
 A man who was forcibly injected with sedative drugs by police so a doctor could search for other drugs in his rectum will receive a handsome
settlement from Albany County, New York and Albany Medical Center, a local publication reported Saturday.
Originally posted by Sundancer
reply to post by Rams59lb
For one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars I would have let Tony Blair build miniature Christmas villages in my rectum. 
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reply posted on 1-8-2009 @ 12:35 AM by paperplanes
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From Stormdancer777's thread:
Originally posted by Stormdancer777
A Picture Worth A thousand Words?
Look at this picture.
Obama's revealing body language
www.americanthinker.com...
I am stunned that the official White House Blog published this picture and that it is in the public domain. The body language is most revealing.
Sergeant Crowley, the sole class act in this trio, helps the handicapped Professor Gates down the stairs, while Barack Obama, heedless of the
infirmities of his friend and fellow victim of self-defined racial profiling, strides ahead on his own. So who is compassionate? And who is so
self-involved and arrogant that he is oblivious?
In my own dealings with the wealthy and powerful, I have always found that the way to quickly capture the moral essence of a person is to watch how
they treat those who are less powerful. Do they understand that the others are also human beings with feelings? Especially when they think nobody is
looking.
kinda kurious responded, with characteristic derision :
Originally posted by kinda kurious
OK, A Picture is worth a thousand words, and to add Timing is everything.
EXAMPLE:
A random, candid moment taken out of context.........
And a moment before or after...............
An innocent situation taken out of context.
Honestly, the neocon smear machine will have to do better next time. (Especially the OP)
Desperate much? 
Bring it. 
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reply posted on 1-8-2009 @ 01:46 AM by jkrog08
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reply posted on 1-8-2009 @ 02:04 AM by paperplanes
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It was just a perfect response to the OP. I had a mouthful of hot coffee when I first read it; my nose did not appreciate the brief
intrusion.
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reply posted on 8-8-2009 @ 09:15 AM by ofhumandescent
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I think we're property.
I should say we belong to something:
That once upon a time, this earth was No-man's Land, that other worlds explored and colonized here, and fought among themselves for possession, but
that now it's owned by something:
That something owns this earth—all others warned off.
I suspect that, after all, we're useful—that among contesting claimants, adjustment has occurred, or that something now has a legal right to us, by
force, or by having paid out analogues of beads for us to former, more primitive, owners of us—all others warned off—that all this has been known,
perhaps for ages, to certain ones upon this earth, a cult or order, members of which function like bellwethers to the rest of us, or as superior
slaves or overseers, directing us in accordance with instructions received—from Somewhere else—in our mysterious usefulness.
But I accept that, in the past, before proprietorship was established,
inhabitants of a host of other worlds have—dropped here, hopped here, wafted, sailed, flown, motored—walked here, for all I know—been pulled
here, been pushed; have come singly, have come in enormous numbers; have visited occasionally, have visited periodically for hunting, trading,
replenishing harems, mining: have been unable to stay here, have established colonies here, have been lost here; far-advanced peoples, or things, and
primitive peoples or whatever they were: white ones, black ones, yellow ones—
I have a very convincing datum that the ancient Britons were blue ones.
Of course we are told by conventional anthropologists that they only painted themselves blue, but in our own advanced anthropology, they were
veritable blue ones
— Charles Fort in his book, "Book Of The Damned"
I would love to see a quotes section
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reply posted on 8-8-2009 @ 02:27 PM by whitewave
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If you would like to see a quotes section on Charles Fort then perhaps you could start an appropriate thread for one. This has been brought to your
attention twice before.
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reply posted on 16-8-2009 @ 10:34 PM by commoncents
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Found this in the archives. It's a doozy.
This was in reply to this post from raver2005:
I have a graphics card that i just got from dell and it tracks the coordinates of the us military and unidentified flying objects throughout
outer space. its the weirdest thing i have ever seen.
From chapter29:
I have a BSD (BS Detector) Card that detects BS by analyzing the post in question.
The card confirmed that your post is full of BS and that anyone that raved in 2005 and still feels proud of it tells lies on a regular
basis...
www.abovetopsecret.com...
Owned. One of his best - to bad he got the boot.
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reply posted on 16-8-2009 @ 10:37 PM by commoncents
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sorry for the double post.
i'm green.
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reply posted on 12-9-2009 @ 03:54 PM by whitewave
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On an otherwise serious and thought/discussion provoking thread this jewel caught me
by surprise.
American_Soviets explains his situation and asks the crucial question:
Can I stop stocking up now? My house is full, the wife and kids left me, and all my credit cards are maxed out.....
to which IceHappy, obviously a hardcore survivalists answers:
Wot you wanna quit whilst you still have organs and blood to sell?????
Priceless/ 
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reply posted on 13-9-2009 @ 05:49 PM by MischeviousElf
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In a new Thread with much legs of sarcasm me thinks
It's official: Nuke attack would devastate U.S. cities
The OP opens with
A new study by researchers at the Center for Mass Destruction Defense (CMADD) at the University of Georgia details the catastrophic impact a
nuclear attack would have on American cities.
Not really funny, but scarey such an organisation exists, and talk about stating the blooming obvious.
Elf
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reply posted on 18-9-2009 @ 09:44 AM by Bunken Drum
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Ok, so this comes from the thread Charles Darwin film 'too controversial for religious
America'. The thread rapidly became a creationism vs theory of evolution debate/debacle. John Matrix came in with a forthright defence of
creationism & scathing opinions about evolution & its supporters. He took some flak, so in fairness, he was probably under some pressure. However, his
debate with Arbitrageur was civil as they discussed a video which, in part attacked Young Earth Creationism. This is part of that
exchange: Originally posted by John Matrix
Then he [the presenter] goes into Young Earth Creationism, which he says is based on Literal Interpretations of the Bible. He fails to say anything
about the scientific evidence and observations which scientists use to support their young earth view. Creation Scientists have alternate explanations
for every single piece of evidence used evolutionists to formulate their old earth theory. He cites one explanation, which is, God created the earth
and life with the appearance of age. Obviously, humans need to be nurtured and looked after, much longer than the animals do, therefore, it is
reasonable to assume that the first humans were created mature and of age, with the ability to take care of themselves. Likewise, the planet was
created with the appearance of age. It's no great leap of faith to accept that theory....or is it?
The whole post.
I'm not going to elaborate, for fear of derailing this thread. I'll just say I did actually laugh out loud.
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reply posted on 18-9-2009 @ 10:04 PM by happygolucky
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While attempting to go deep into john lear posts/threads, I came across This
Beauty...
The OP was trying to rationalize E.T. encounters and abductions - I think...and then justgeneric dropped in.
Originally posted by justgeneric
I stopped reading after this:
We humans are unique and come with different expectations on what is suitable evidence, anyway some of us want to believe and some would rather
remain in the safety of our cultural bubble. The vast majority in fact will remain asleep to reality and continue to live in the illusions crafted for
us by religions, scientists, and politicians---to each his or her own.
When this is presented I call bullshyte. Nail the critics/skeptics before you even get out of starting gate.
tactic. Basic psychology. In sales it's called "The Set Up"...It's getting really amusing how often it's used and abused.
*yawn*...blah blah blah more "truths" and personal feelings and opinion with no backing.
Sorry, but I'm just tossing that out there. I urge anyone to look into the tactic...get to know it and learn to recognize it and then...pass by posts
that start out like this one.
Just a public service announcement.
Lovin' It...
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reply posted on 4-10-2009 @ 01:23 AM by whitewave
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In a currently ongoing thread entitled Are you descended from ancient Celts? Take the
test., poster wayouttheredude asks the members to listen to some bagpipe music.
The highly unscientific test is supposed to determine if you're of Celtic descent based on your emotional response to the music. Beautiful bagpipe
music but some of the responses were even better.
lucentenigma has this to say:
The only thought I really got from that video is how many are going 'commando' under their kilts.
lookingup responds with:
It sounds like 1,000 cats mating.
I guess I fail as a Celt. Maybe it's time for me to get one of those DNA test thingies.
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reply posted on 10-10-2009 @ 05:07 AM by MischeviousElf
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Has to be here..
In a New Thread about two people dying, who paid to go to a Spiritual Retreat to get colon therapy, Dolphin Consciousness healing mixed in with Vortex
healing and Saunas Two Die at US Spiritual retreat
Member D.E.M. wades in with
And people wonder why these things get looked at wierdly. Seriously, if you are crazed enough to pay up to $10,000 to put your life in the hands of
someone who will "Harness the spirit of a Dolphin" to heal you, aren't you getting what you deserve if you die in the process?
It's harsh, but Natural Selection and Darwinism don't really care about feelings. If you are this dumb, you are going to die.
Which is quite funny in itself however the reply by iNTERPLANETARyR.O.M.E.O. is class:
what are you the dolphin princess?
lol and further
you have no idea wether or not dolphins have magical healing powers, and neither do I.
Not to put to fine a point on it, but it seems you started this thread to bash anything that doesnt fit in with your existing paradigm of reality, and
to use the death of two people as ammunition for your arguments which are essentially baseless, because like I said,
You guessed it the close:
your not the dolphin princess.
Besides the tragedy of the situation it tickled me much and infact I now suggest D.E.M should be given the honoray title on ATS of
D.E.M. AKA The Dolphin Princess Impersonator
Elf.
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