"Classic Quotes" Burial Ground

From the following thread:

UFO Falls in Kazahkstan

Originally posted by 4demon
reply to post by deltaalphanovember

 

You know, I once heard that JFK was actually assassinated by Swamp Gas, and that it now hides in the woods and goes by the name Big Fart, which is often mis-pronounced.

Yet another classical by Chapter29:

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I'm sure anyone who has awaken...

LOL Funny

Click the link for unbelievable funny...lol.. a great come back picture! From Chapter29 To Logician Magician...

[edit on May 14th 2009 by TheMythLives]

Yes Chapter29 dropped a pot of gold with that one. Still laughing. I would like to nominate that quote for an award any award will do.

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Most definately, that took amazing skill that only a professional of his ranking could deliver with such ease and yet so much intensity..lol.. Nicely done.

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# 200 BFFT..!!!


Ya buddy!!


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TheMythLives and Ant4AU:






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[edit on 5/14/2009 by chapter29]

In honor of your brilliance TheMyth and I would like to present you this award.

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what you talking bout jackie
This is why I only give out the award.

[edit on 14-5-2009 by Ant4AU]

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lol! brilliants = brilliance (sorry, I was an English major, couldn't help myself)

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Look I have one for you also.

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This is from a new thread by an "indigo" who claims to be able to manipulate the weather. justsomeboreddude asked the claimant to please forestall the forecasted rain in his area, so that mowing the lawn might be made easier. The "indigo" replied he was occupied with a drought in his own region and was, moreover, blocked by indigos in justsomeboreddude's area. Here is justsomeboreddude's response:

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I do have a suggestion for time management for you. Next time be proactive and make it rain more often and then you wont have to focus all your energy on a drought. Procrastination is a thief of time.

From the thread:

Long distance space travel leaves you short, fat and ugly, claim scientists

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Space travel? I get that way just driving to the post office.

Well, we have a first...


A U2U has made the cut...(yes, permission was granted).


This all stemmed from the following Thread...


I took issue with Ben Niceknowinya's post regarding America's attitude towards football (soccer)...

Your generalization sucks a$$...

He let me know how he felt soon after - and with Pizzazz:

Ahhh, yes you again...of course....the gunners fan

truly one of the ugliest posters I've yet to see on ATS.

All you do is make negative comments.

Fuggin chauncy.

Appreciate the attitude...


And I think I contribute a 'little' more than just negativity around here...but ya' I could tone it down.


Either way, well played and thanks for the reality check.

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You bet. Sarcasm goes a long way for me 2 brutha.

B4 I go on...I'd like to say this is the message I wrote like 2min. after...

"""I just realized how much of a d*ck I am by what I wrote.
I'm hoping you'll accept my apologies.

It was probably the Arsenal avatar that made me ....well, you know....


Nah, but seriously, I was watching ESPN the other day, and they ranked US 5th in the world.

And remember last world cup, they were ranked 4th in the world, and top in their group with Italy, Chech Republic, Ghana? (according to ESPN)

Anyway, sorry by my behavior. If I could buy you a beer, I would.


*Cheers.* """"



Ohh yeah, I forgot who it was, but someone told me that their sister went fishing with five guys once and came back with a red snapper.




S&F! Fantastic thread!!!!!!



Hey where's the gunners avatar!!!!

[edit on 13-6-2009 by Ben Niceknowinya]

Okay.....I'm fairly new on ATS, but BY FAR the funniest thing I read here so far was on this thread.


Is it just me or do the gray aliens smell like struck matches?
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Of course (the wize ass here) eggs it on immedietaly on the 3rd post I wrote: "Ooops, that was me...I farted. Excuse me."

)))C'mon farts are cute and u know it.....


But it was PeterGriffin's response that had me rolling! I was laughing my a$$ off!

He wrote: ""Actually, now that you mention it, they tend to smell more like Jimmy Dean sausages...""


Of course within a matter of minutes, quite a few responses were edited by the mods............but it was funny in the moment.
And one helluva bizarre thread.....

Mods? Is there a special trashcan that all the edited posts (off topic) & (extreme violation) end up? I would have a field day......

Anyway.....gonna enjoy this thread now.......buh bye.


[edit on 13-6-2009 by Ben Niceknowinya]

Another Classic from Logical magician

In the Thread What Do You Collect & Why

I like to collect lightning.

I've found a way to attract the lightning into energy receptacles that I use to charge the batteries which run my house.

Which of course is entirely feasable to store the energy but I sense it is very sarcastic lol.

Elf

Originally posted by whitewave
In a thread in which an evolutionist is trying to make some obscure point:

The hair on your head is different to the hair around your pubic region, the hair in the pubic region is the same as that of the entire body hair of the gorilla. Needless to say you accept that the gorilla is your distant cousin.

This response was priceless:


Does that make Gorillas in the mist a porno?

Oh my word, that brought out a big belly laugh! I love the belly laugh!

From today, in a thread about a 'secret autonomous robot':

By, mattifikation.

~(I particularly like numbers 5 and 7)~

1. Secret
Why is it on Google Earth for all the world to see?

2. Autonomous
Based on what evidence? In what way is it "apparently fully autonomous?"

3. Robot
It looks more like a rock. Or a bunch of rocks.

4. Project

Project implies that there are people working on it. Secret military projects don't just wander around aimlessly in the desert during field tests. If this were a robot being tested, there would be ground and air vehicles following it for observation.

5. Appears to be constructed of very advanced technologically

It appears to be constructed of rocks. But let's say you're right, and it's a robot. How do you know it's "very advanced?" Anyone who knows how to build a remote control and can screw a few electric motors together can build a robot. From a few Google Earth pictures, you claim to be capable of discerning the level of technology being used in the robot?

6. It was located using GE and was found high up in the Southern Groom mountains of Nevada.

As opposed to down in the valleys where nobody can see it. What an odd choice for the R&D crew to make.

7. It's design is also unlike anything that I'm currently aware of in the public domain which is why I believe it to be a military project.

You aren't aware of rocks?

I couldn't resist, on this one. Sorry, still struggling with the BB coding for internal stuff like this -- Haven't graduated from the "HAL" school quite yet!

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lol, thats a great ONE! I like that, might have to add that to my personal registry to use again in the future when someone uses evidence like that.. .. Nice find

Found one to add to

From Bizarre connection between cobains and jacksons death
The guy was trying to compare Cobain dieing before an Uk tour as Jackson did.
Another poster said
"Cobain didn't die Courtney shot him in the head"
Equally as funny I know

Trauma posted this little gem

Originally posted by Trauma
I too believe that courtney love murdered michael jackson.

This quote comes from SLAYER69's thread Net big enough for Michael Jackson and Iran?, by the user Eitimzevinten. Members are discussing the overwhelming internet traffic that followed the death Michael Jackson, which caused a few prominent websites to crash. Also under dispute is the continued proliferation of Jackson-related stories to the detriment of reports of other global current events.

You have civilians overseas legitimately going through an event that will define their generation but we have to backlog any technology they could use to try to communicate because an american celebrity died.

I want to take care to represent the user's full intent as accurately as I can. Eitimzevinten went on to express ambivalence about whether the level of attention paid to Jackson's death is justified; he/she didn't conclude with the quote above. But I find this little excerpt to be a potent point and representative of the perspective of many ATS members. I think it is a worthy addition to this collection.

In this thread:
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shrodingers dogprovided this:

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here's a reply that made me spit coffee:

Is your picture supposed to do something? It just sits there.

No offense to the member who posted, but it tickled me!!

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