Mine is really simple...

What did they offer you?

George,

What kind of evil rituals did you participate in during your time with Skull & Bones?

First, I'd like to hook him up to a waterboarding apparatus, then I'd ask him if he knew anything about 911 before hand.

Rinse, and repeat.

I would ask him if he was proud that since 9-11 we haven't been attacked again, while numerous attacks on the US have been averted.

I would ask him if there were undisclosed, secret reasons for invading Iraq completely separate from the WMD issue. I would loooove to know the answer to this question, as I believe there are darn good reasons to be in Iraq but these reasons are so secret that they cannot be disclosed.

I guess this violates the "no top secret" stipulation of this thread. But come on, what did you expect? This website is for those interested in stuff that is Above Top Secret! Of course we want the top secret info! I mean, how can I not ask?

I might also ask, "If you had it to do over again, would you run for office?"

Are you related?

What's it like to be the worst president since Andrew Jackson?

or

We know you didn't go to Iraq to free it, since you ran on "No Nation Building". We know you didn't go to Iraq because of terrorists, since al Qaeda was much more concentrated in other regions. We know you didn't go to Iraq for WMD, since there were no WMDs.

What the hell did we go to Iraq for?

W,

Now...


What is the best way to to serve a nice big steak???

How should i marinate the Steak?
In what sauce?
What type of cut should i buy...?
Whats the best type of BBQ sauce?


I at least want to ask him a question, that he at LEAST knows something about...

Like grilling...