Hello everyone,
This is my first posting here at BTS (or ATS for that matter), although I've been an avid lurker here for more than a month. I wanted my first post
here to be helpful, informative and intelligent. Well, it may be a while before I contribute anything halfway intelligent, so I saw this board here
and knew I had something to contribute, finally!
For the ultimate, subtle revenge... please read on...
Those who own a reptile, or a bearded dragon lizard, you may already be familiar with this easy to find product. It's reptile calcium spray. I own a
bearded dragon, and I have a ton of supplies for him, especially in calcium dust and spray as these particular reptiles need quite a bit of calcium
supplements.
When i first bought the calcium spray, I noticed that my bearded dragon wouldn't touch the crickets that I had sprayed it on. I sprayed some of it on
a paper towel to see if it was something to do with the new spray, and I was quite taken aback to notice that it smelled absolutely horrid. But not
just normal/average horrid. It smelled like a 17 yr old boy's underwear that's been worn for a week without a wash. To be even more blunt, it
smelled like ass. And to further prove my point, I made everyone in my family smell it and describe it as well. All agreed on the stench.
To make a long story short, I gave it to my stepdaughters stepbrother to spray on the upholstery of his friends car get some revenge, as that friend
was constantly pranking him. It worked, but even better the smell can't be traced to anything or anyone.
Anyway... I apologize if this offends anyone, but the name of the board was Jokes, Puns and Pranks, so I figured this was the right place to post it.
Oh... and the spray is not staining, nor is it poisonous in any way. Just encredibly offensive
It's nice meeting you all
Edited for bad spelling
[edit on 10-11-2008 by sabrinaleena]