Originally posted by knows_but_doesnt
See, he was appointed by the powers that be to this position. The election was perfection. Everything was going perfect, everyone in the war room
was high fiving each other for months, patting each other on the back. Then, one day, someone brought up the place of birth topic, and the war room
went into a tail spin. See, they are stalling because now everything has to be created, gone over a hundred times, people have to either be bought or
killed, etc. So, he WILL produce a valid certificate, just give them a little more time to make sure all their bases are fully covered.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaaha!!!!! That was truly priceless. I think I hurt myself on that one.
Ok. Lets just consider that possibility seriously for a moment.
The rumors have been circulating, that I can find with any certainty, about Obama's not being a citizen since AT LEAST June of 2008, and very likely
prior to that. However, since I have a reliable source saying June 2008, lets go with that.
urbanlegends.about.com...
Summary: Email rumor claims that Barack Obama is ineligible to become president because according to the laws in effect at the time of his birth
he is not a natural-born citizen of the United States.
Description: Email rumor
Circulating since: June 2008
Status: False
Are you really trying to tell us that in 6 months time, someone with the backing of some of the richest people in the country who has all these
powerful friends who want him in office could not have had the time to get a birth certificate made and paid off the appropriate people by now? And
mind you, if he really were not a US citizen, he would have known this at the outset and you dont think he would have taken care of all this waaaaay
before now?
C'mon. Say what you like about him. Call him a socialist, accuse him of not being a citizen, call for his impeachment before he even takes office,
whatever you need to do to feel real. But do you honestly think the guy is dumb?
Find a more interesting reason to hate him. Since you brought up that this is a conspiracy site, why cant you guys post pictures of him with slitted
pupils morphing into a reptile and sucking the blood out of innocent children or something?
I dont really mind that people hate on him, but c'mon guys, get creative and stop beating the dead horses. You can do so much better.