Just when I thought all this mind control stuff and what not was actually true, this appears before my eyes....
Everyone has their own methods, I guess.
Mine...well, I'm not quite sure what my method is. I always seem to find myself in the midst of a sexual incounter with very attractive females and
I'm not sure what I did to get there because believe me, if I did I'd be using it ALL THE TIME!
Of course if you're so willing to try to use some arts of the mind to seduce someone, why not use the art of money. The following stories are true,
the names have been changed.
My buddy Tristram was a fiend for sex. He loved it and tried to sleep with every female he got close to. Well, eventually the female marines here in
Okinawa, Japan caught wind of my friends bad habit and he was basically in a rut. So, being that prostitution is legal here in Japan, he decided to go
to a local area of prostitution and picked out one female he quite liked. Well, appearently he liked her alot and spent about $200 a night just to
"spend time" with her. About a month and a half of this went on and they eventually started dating. Yes, my friend started dating a prostitute.
Well, they're still together and she isn't a "lady of the night" any longer. And the moral of the story is....well I haven't quite figured that
one out yet.
The next story occours in the Philippines:
My other buddy, Thor, found himself a nice girl while we were on a deployment to the Philippines. Basically, she was selling herself, without much
like I might add seeing as the competition was well quite large. He paid her, took her to dinner, then retired to a hotel room. The story he gave is
that they talked all through the night and parted ways but not before exchanging contact information. He stayed in contact for a while but they
eventually lost touch due to our constant deployments. Just recently, we went there and they happened to meet up in a bar. They're set to wed
sometime in 08. Moral of this story is be a gentleman and it'll pay off...I think.
Yes, both stories involved prostitutes and shelling out some money. But you're missing the big picture. If you have trouble finding a female, try
going to one of the "3rd world" asian countries. You'll have alot of success there. You have my word. If all else fails, take a trip to Thailand
with about two grand and live like a king. As I've heard many Marines that have been there say, "If you can't get laid in Thailand...you should
probably kill youself..."
......I copy and pasted the whole lesson to a word document for a later expirement....