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NASA Sex Tape

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posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 01:03 AM
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I have no idea where this belongs so please move if necessary..

I came across this my mistake, but apparently there is a Nasa Sex Tape



This NASA sex tape will not, I am sure, ever see the light of day (or the half light of darkened rooms, either). Seriously, there really is a NASA sex tape and no, it doesn't involve an astronaut driving across the country in a daiper. Way back when, NASA needed to find out whether sex was in fact possibly in zero G. So they asked a lady astronaut and a gentleman astronaut if they'd be willing to make the beast with two backs while up there. We don't know how many they asked but they did get the volunteers they needed and thus they filmed it, making the NASA sex tape.


Sounds a bit fishy to me but anyway hears more:

US and Russian astronauts have had sex in space for separate research programmes on how human beings might survive years in orbit, according to a book published yesterday. Pierre Kohler, a respected French scientific writer, says in The Final Mission: Mir, The Human Adventure that the subject is taboo both at Nasa and at mission control in Moscow, but that cosmic couplings have taken place. "The issue of sex in space is a serious one," he says. "The experiments carried out so far relate to missions planned for married couples on the future International Space Station, the successor to Mir. Scientists need to know how far sexual relations are possible without gravity." He cites a confidential Nasa report on a space shuttle mission in 1996. A project codenamed STS-XX was to explore sexual positions possible in a weightless atmosphere. Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. "Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version." Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag. Mr Kohler says: "One of the principal findings was that the classic so-called missionary position, which is so easy on earth when gravity pushes one downwards, is simply not possible." The missionary position is not possible then, eh? Hmm. So I guess that the Southern Baptists aren't going to make it off planet then?


Link to Nasa Sex Tape..

Interesting none-the-less.. Opinions?




posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 01:17 AM
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wheres the link to movie? just to make sure it really was in zero gravity and not faked....LOL



posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 01:19 AM
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reply to post by Melbourne_Militia
 


Good to see you Melbourne _Militia! Make's me wonder if the video is real or not..



posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 01:23 AM
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LOL man you could have so many lines with this it's not funny but i'm sure i would get kicked off ATS LOL at least she could get every last drop



posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 01:25 AM
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Originally posted by duffster
LOL man you could have so many lines with this it's not funny but i'm sure i would get kicked off ATS LOL at least she could get every last drop


LOL


you wouldnt have the problem of gravity pulling you down so you would stay up indefinitely...LOL

sorry MOD's edit if deemed inappropriate.



posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 01:28 AM
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Who's filming this anyway?

"Come on people we're loosing the light ... oh there it is ... gaffer, sound, aaaand action ... damn it we lost the light again. And can we get a fluffer for Kasparof"







[edit on 11/7/2008 by schrodingers dog]



posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 01:30 AM
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Hell, I'm pretty sure I've done this with three lady friends, but I believe it involved a good bit of Jameson and a fine wormwood drink from France.....it felt like zero g...does that count? Maybe it was the tour bus? Oh to hell with it, it counts in my book.



posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 01:38 AM
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Originally posted by Melbourne_Militia

Originally posted by duffster
LOL man you could have so many lines with this it's not funny but i'm sure i would get kicked off ATS LOL at least she could get every last drop


LOL


you wouldnt have the problem of gravity pulling you down so you would stay up indefinitely...LOL

sorry MOD's edit if deemed inappropriate.


Damn it man, all these years and I just now notice your sig. Greetings from the SE GA 20th . Ole Ben was a Master.



posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 02:32 AM
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Here is one of the sources refering to the alleged experiment:


The press reports say the book, a chronology of Russia's Mir space station published by Calmann-Levy in Paris, describes a "Document 12-571-3570" detailing 10 different male-female positions which were actually tested on space shuttle mission STS-75. The shuttle mission was launched in early 1996. Most of the positions involved physical restraint systems to keep the couples close together.


If the book really says that the experimental, zero gravity **SNIP** took place during shuttle mission STS-75, then there is a problem with that claim:
www.astronautix.com...



Mod Edit: Profanity/Circumvention Of Censors – Please Review This Link.







[edit on 7-11-2008 by Crakeur]



posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 03:18 AM
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Yup id call it a big problem looking at this crew photo of sts 75
its no wonder the tape has not seen the light of day

[edit on 7-11-2008 by sabre151]

[edit on 7-11-2008 by sabre151]



posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 03:25 AM
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LMAO!!!!

I dunno...Chang Diaz is kinda feminine dont ya think?



posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 03:27 AM
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happy days i think


must have been a ball up there



posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 03:29 AM
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i think it would be much more interesting to see if any female astronauts gave birth approx 9 months after their missions ended.

i think the scientists would be pretty interested in a conception in space and what effects it would have on the baby.



posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 03:38 AM
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and after a bit more lazy research i.e. wikipedia

This is not too say that I dont think astronauts have had sex in space before. Married couples have been together on STS flights but I doubt a tape was made of it.

en.wikipedia.org...

"Document 12-571-3570 (also entitled NASA No. 12 571-3570) is a fictional document contrived by astronomer and scientific writer Pierre Kohler about the sex experiments in space attributed to NASA. According to Kohler's book The Final Mission, astronauts aboard a space shuttle flight in 1996 performed a variety of sex acts during the STS-75 mission to determine which positions are most effective in zero gravity. Citing the 12-571-3570 document, Kohler reported that of the 10 positions tested, six required the use of a belt and an inflatable tunnel, while four were contingent on hanging on. Kohler also said that the couple apparently agreed to filming of the 10 one-hour sessions in the lower deck of the shuttle, and that they added their own personal footnotes to help scientists.

NASA's director of media services Brian Welch referred to the document as a "fairly well-known 'urban legend'"[1]. The Document's descriptions of heterosexual sex are further damaging to Kohler's claims, since there were no women aboard STS-75. Kohler conceded that astronauts are also mute on the subject of human sex in orbit, even if they have conducted reproduction research on South African frogs and Japanese fish[2]."



posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 04:55 AM
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I bet it was all filmed in the Arizona desert.

ha, second line.



posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 05:10 AM
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The reason this is such a big deal for Nasa isn't the tape itself or sex act.

There was a big cover up of "the incident"

Apparently the male accidentally ejaculated and his sperm got loose in the compartment.

Nasa quickly radioed instructing them to try and vacuum it from the craft because the experiment called for the study of the effects of gravity on the sperm and they were afraid that radiation and possible mutation would ruin the sample.

While attempting to capture the sperm which had broken up into dozens of little floating clusters, one of the astronauts accidentally shorted out the main control panel causing the craft to go out of orbit and subsequently, it crashed back to Earth not far from NY

A documentary was made about the incident

It was called Cloverfield







posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 05:35 AM
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I think we found out why the shuttles and stations get buzzed by UFO's now...

Trying to check out their "science experiments".



posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 05:51 AM
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I don't know that they did it...but yes NASA has thought about the problems of sex in zero G...

When and if we ever attempt a maned mission to Mars the idea is to send married couples...to ah relieve the boredom of the long flight time... private cabins for the express purpose of coupling was thought a wise plan...

The private cabin Idea is not to add modesty but to contain any stray floating body fluids. Sperm can short out a computer just as quickly as water can.

I doubt NASA gave much thought to the coupling process...after all as any red blooded man will tell you, if the spirit is willing We Will Find A Way, even in zero G

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posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 05:57 AM
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While I have no idea whether there are any "sex tapes" of astronauts/cosmonauts onboard the shuttle, Mir, etc. - and the tape up for discussion in this thread certainly seems to be a hoax, at least IMHO - it is worth noting that there have been ~120 shuttle missions, many of them with both female and male crew members. Natural urges and human curiosity being what they are...

It also bears mentioning that there are several married couples at NASA where both individuals are astronauts, and an astronaut couple - Mark Lee and Jan Davis flew together on Endeavour's STS-47 flight in 1992. The Astronautix writeup mentions that the mission "conducted microgravity investigations in materials and life sciences" (bolded text added for emphasis). Sounds like a once-in-a-lifetime, mission-specific opportunity to me.



posted on Nov, 7 2008 @ 07:13 AM
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Haha! Although the original article doesn't seem to be true I'm sure if they had a couple willing and able they probably did try it.

I seem to recall Playboy or Hustler (or another adult production company) were looking into getting into zero g to make a porno, I'm sure it's only a matter of time. Come on, who wouldn't watch that?



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