”Mr bush, satan is on the line.....You know that thing about your soul? ... well he says 'times up!'”




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I think I crapped my pants!

Laura? Where’s Laura? Someone get Laura! Muuummmmmyyy!!!

What, me worry?

"Fascist? That's nonesense... Pappy always told me I was the slowest"

Mmwwwahhh! But I liked being a puppet! Please don't take your hand out too!

"What was that you said? Not even Paraguay wants me?

The moment Bush was told that dancing with the stars had been cancelled.

Oh, ouch...turns out the only thing I can't pass is this gall stone!

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dog!

Rooby Rooby Doo!!!

On leaving the White House George tries his best Reagan impression, in an attempt to avoid being lynched...

What do you mean Texas don't want me back?

"Stupid is as stupid does..."

damn size 2 thong...eerrrr

(tries to pull out wedgie)

AWWW... * oink oink oink oink oink oink WHY ME!!!?!?!??!?!?!?!??

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"No Dick, don't shoot me in the face!"

whoa! whoa! whoa!

i cant leave without mr. hat!...wheres my mr. hat!?

“I gave them the BEST years a my life”!
*sob sob*

What do you mean I don't get to see Wally dress up in a balerina's outfit and dance to Swan Lake? I paid good money to see that.

"Chertoff just bumped me to the top of the terrorist watch list."