The bank foreclosed on my house? Where am I supposed to live? WHERE I TELL YOU?!?

Would you guys go away and stop following me. Go follow Barrack and John around.

"Teleprompterator? Why in the world would they think I need a teleprompterator?

"I gots to pretend to be upset about not being de power behind de powers puppet no mo!"

But...but....but.....Daddy promised me I'd be GOD!

Why do you have to put up with food poisoning as President?

"Here you go Mr. President, your current approval rating"

Ladies and gentlemen, Bush has left the building..uh-huh

Why are all those people limping around and quacking like that? Are they laughing am me? ARE THEY LAUGHING AT ME??

You guys don't love me any more.

[edit on 11/4/2008 by Blaine91555]

The last thing I can say to you all is "I'LL BE BACK"!

"I've been shot!"

(I had to put this because the censors determined that my caption was too short to be posted.)

"Look, I told you already. I swallowed a pretzel that night. Cheney wasn't even in the room".

"Holy Jesus......is that smell coming from me?"

The moment George realised that he, was the terrorist...

"UHG!!!!! .. One of these reporters just ball tapped me!"

you mean im not gunna be dictator?