posted on Nov, 2 2008 @ 02:11 AM
Look, Obama was born in Hawaii. His human father and Kryptonian mother met when Obama, Sr. attended Starfleet Academy in the Neutral Zone. Berg has
a tape of Obama's human grandmother admitting that she was present for his birth during a luau on Waikiki Beach. After giving birth, Obama's
(Kryptonian) mother smuggled him back to Krytpon, without papers, aboard the Starship Enterprise NCC-1701. With the assistance of Chief Engineer
Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, she was safely beamed back to the surface of Krypton, bypassing customs and border patrol, where she officially
registered Obama's birth.
As a young man in college, Obama met Sith Lord Darth Maul -- but Obama knew him only as Joe the Plumber. They became fast friends. One summer
the two traveled together to Joe's homeplanet, Coruscant, where Obama stayed for three weeks. Berg claims that Obama would only have been able to do
that with a Coruscant passport.
When Obama was four years old his mother remarried. She married a businessman from Coruscant. His name was Han Solo. According to Berg, Mr. Solo
adopted young Obama and renamed him "Barry Solo". Berg argues that way back then in a galaxy far, far away, the laws of Coruscant prohibited Barry
Solo from having "duel [sic] citizenship", and therefore Obama is in fact not a natural born citizen of Krypton. Obama is a natural born citizen of
the United States of America of the Planet Earth of the Federation of Planets, according to Berg. And as such, Obama should be allowed to be
President of the United States of America of the Planet Earth of the Federation of Planets, if he wins the election. Since the district courts do not
agree with Berg, he plans to appeal to Chancellor Gorkon of the Supreme Court of the Klingon High Command.