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Originally posted by madmartinez
now thats class.
they could give u a little appoinment card so u dont forget
Originally posted by Mikomi
I remember when I was kid and went to get needles or something the nurse would distract me to take away the pain with the pretty pictures on the wall. So give us porno mags
Also if they give us a customer feedback form. How was the abduction for you? From a rating of 1-10 please rate your abducter. What would you like to see different in the next abduction?
Originally posted by toffa_h
wow, these are fantastic. comedy goldmine! :O really, that card was very nice.
and honestly, this doesn't sound like a bad idea. should be happening instead of this we'll-find-you-while-you're-out-walking-in-the-moon-light crap. that stuff's scary.
Originally posted by CarrierAnomaly
Maybe they should stick job applications in the Sunday newspaper.
The Gray Abduction Co. Employment Application
If you are interested in partaking in extra-terrestrial research experiments, please fill out the following application and send it to your local air force base or city hall in a self-addressed, stamped envelope, with an attached picture of yourself (for identification purposes).
Zak Hutchinson Zak Hutchinson
(President of Gray Abduction Co.)
Please print neatly and clearly on the lines provided:
Last Name: ________________________________________
First Name: _________________________________
Middle Initial: __
Social Security Number: _________________
Please check all that apply:
Sex: Male__ Female__ Other___________
Age Group: 0-3 __ 4-11 __ 12-17__ 18-30__ 31-63__ 64+__
I am currently receiving financial aid from:
A student financial aid organization __ The government or affiliated organizations __ My parents __ Someone else’s parents __ My children __ Someone else’s children __
I am not receiving financial aid__ Other__
Please answer the following questions in a neat and legible fashion on the lines provided:
Have you been previously abducted? _________
If so, then by whom were you abducted? ____________________________
Do you have any pets? _____
If yes, what kind?___________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________
What is your desired salary? (un-reasonable offers will be rejected)_______________
Would you like to be anally probed (pays extra)? __________ (If you answered yes, move on to the following questions, if not, leave the lines blank)
Have you received an enema before? _________
If so, then what lubricant, if any, was used? ________________________
Originally posted by Jonna
Firstly I have to ask, where are all of the female aliens that want to do the probing? Sure aliens are a gay man's delight, but what about me and my sexual needs?