Originally posted by SPreston
There is not one single witness in existence who saw the light pole hit the taxi, nor saw the light pole through the windshield, nor saw two men
pull the light pole out of the windshield. There is not one photo in existence showing a light pole through the windshield.
Let's use your uh, "reasoning" here shall we?
At some time beforehand have the 5 poles removed. If somebody notices they are gone, who cares? VDOT is always maintaining and taking down and
putting up light poles. Other states do it too.
There is not one single witness in existence who saw this!
Prefab the Lloyde England/Taxi Scenario light poles beforehand and snip the ends with a jaws of life mechanical pincer. Cut the bases with a
torch so they look like they broke off clean and straight. (Oooops) Break a lamp head and place the glass and broken parts for pole #1 in bags.
Bend the #1 pole and place all the poles on a flatbed.
There is not one single witness in existence who saw this!
In the early morning 9-11 darkness, the Secret Service and FBI and their pole workers take the flat bed out and stage the poles and their
broken pieces. Maybe cover them with a green tarp so they are mostly invisible.
There is not one single witness in existence who saw this!
The important center stage #1 pole goes behind the HOV lane wall where it would be hard to see. Put the bags of glass and #1 pieces in the
white Saturn or Cherokee and wait for the script to begin.
There is not one single witness in existence who saw this!
Somebody drives the taxi up to its staging location with a piece of clear glass covering the broken windshield. Get Lloyde there ready for his
big act.
There is not one single witness in existence who saw this!
The decoy aircraft flies over the Naval Annex and the explosion goes off at the Pentagon wall. While everyone is looking at the Pentagon in horror,
quickly drag the #1 pole across the road, (if you drag the pole on the road, people on the north bound can't see it past and below the wall - the
south bound is blocked for a few minutes to get everything ready and that traffic is routed around Columbia Pike) throw the clear glass in the
Saturn trunk, dump the broken glass and parts on the road in their spots, and tell Lloyde to go stand behind his taxi at parade rest. Make sure all
the pieces of the #1 light pole are in a perfect line (Oooops) like it fell over there even though the big pole was supposed to be through the
windshield down the road first. Somebody drags the tarps off the other poles or maybe they didn't bother to hide them; who cares if anybody saw a few
dumb poles on the ground in the morning?
There is not one single witness in existence who saw this!
There is not one photo in existence showing *ANY* of the above, so it must not be true!
Therefore poor old Lloyde has less than 3 minutes to get the pole out of the windshield without scratching the hood. Not bloody likely is it?
Wow, this is hilarious... less than 3 minutes to move a pole? SURELY it cannot be done! OMG!


That's one of the weakest arguments I've heard anyone make on this subject yet. 3 minutes.... bwahahahaha