Originally posted by zorgon
Originally posted by LordThumbs
Dan aykroyd is a certified field investigator for mufon,
How does one become "Certified" in the field of UFOlogy?
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If you wanna be certified, I know photoshop really well


Only members of MUFON, Inc. can become certified Field Investigators. Certification can be obtained by purchasing the 'Field Investigator's Manual' and completing the comprehensive study program.
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Even the former leader of your United States of America, James Earl Carter Jr., thought he saw a UFO once... But it's been proven he only saw the planet Venus. Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus. Your scientists have yet to discover how neural networks create self-consciousness, let alone how the human brain processes two-dimensional retinal images into the three-dimensional phenomenon known as perception. Yet you somehow brazenly declare seeing is believing? Your scientific illiteracy makes me shudder, and I wouldn't flaunt your ignorance by telling anyone that you saw anything last night other than the planet Venus. Some alien encounters are hoaxes perpetrated by your government to manipulate the public. Some of these hoaxes are intentionally revealed to manipulate the truth-seekers who become discredited if they disclose the deliberately absurd deception. You're feeling very sleepy, very... relaxed.
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