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Originally posted by FrostForests
I cannot tell if this is a joke or not Hank.
Regardless, this does not work. The camera turns off. The tape runs out. Either way, it never gets captured. You do. I stopped bothering long ago. I think the bastard greys got me last night, I had a tinge of a memory that I do not cherish one bit this morning and cannot shake it, the experience was painful to say the least.
Oh this is most excellent. We have 5 cats. I bet they won't be coming any time soon.
Originally posted by bskivss3
One thing to add to your arsenal...
One mean foaming at the mouth Rotweiler, pointy ear, red eyes, DOG.
And a cat
Greys hates cats
Originally posted by HankMcCoy
Are you being terrorized by aliens? Do they visit you in the night or even abduct you right out of your bed?
Well, you are in luck, because I have discovered a foolproof way to keep unwanted aliens out of your bedroom while you sleep. For this to work, however, you need to follow the instructions exactly.
1. Obtain a video camera.
2. Set up video camera in your bedroom, including making sure it is plugged into an AC outlet.
3. Put writable media with at least 8 hours of video into the camera.
4. Turn on camera.
5. Take off lens cap.
6. Hit record.
7. Get into bed.
8. Sleep restfully in the knowledge that no aliens are going to bother you while protected by the video camera.
9. Repeat every night until the aliens lose interest and leave you alone.
10. Thank Hank for his help.
If this method does not work for you, and the aliens STILL abduct you, please post the video, because I won't believe that my method is flawed without seeing it for myself!