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posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 09:58 PM
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I'm always trying to think up the cleverest epitaph.

I always felt I wanted something extremely philosophical or sarcastic expressed on my tombstone. A parting shot if you will.

I don't want this thread to be morbid or depressing. I just wanted members to share the clever phrases they are considering as epitaphs.

"So long suckers!" comes to mind.


Any hoot, if you have one in mind, let us know.





posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 10:10 PM
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"He always made us laugh with his corny jokes!" That is my epitaph.



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 10:21 PM
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"Why are you looking down, I'm not in the basement" .....lol..



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 11:01 PM
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"I'll be back!!!"

Although I have pondered "I told you I was sick."



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 11:06 PM
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"Did I give you back you car keys?"



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 11:07 PM
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" I left you the bills".............lol..



posted on Oct, 29 2008 @ 11:34 PM
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" I was here, but now I'm not,
so leave your message on this spot...
And if I die before I wake...
Wait a minute..."



posted on Oct, 30 2008 @ 03:41 AM
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'sup?

or

Bring me a donut

or


Please return to original upright position.



Good thread, I'll try to come back with a serious one..



posted on Oct, 30 2008 @ 05:21 AM
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reply to post by AccessDenied
 


Congratulation Access, you gave me my morning's first 'lmao so hard that it hurts'. Oh my that was funny.


Hmmm, mine?

"Did I leave the oven on?"

Rush



posted on Oct, 30 2008 @ 08:17 AM
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"You still owe me ten bucks, buddy!"



posted on Oct, 30 2008 @ 08:25 AM
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reply to post by The_Truth_Seeker
 


There wouldn't be enough headstones in the cemetary to remind everyone of how much money they owe me. They take it when I'm alive and I'm quite sure that they'll take it when I'm dead.

Rush



posted on Oct, 30 2008 @ 11:38 AM
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I've always been partial to:

"I told you it wouldn't work"




posted on Oct, 30 2008 @ 11:42 AM
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Originally posted by TheHypnoToad

Although I have pondered "I told you I was sick."


isn't that what Spike Milligan was going to have/did have?

I've always fancied having "Avenge me" on mine.



posted on Oct, 30 2008 @ 11:44 AM
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"The IRS won't find me here."

"You exhume my body, I breaka you face"



posted on Oct, 30 2008 @ 12:15 PM
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"...And how does that make you feel?"

"A Lady Never tells her secrets, but since I wasn't really a Lady, ask Jeff - he knows everything"


- Carrot



posted on Oct, 30 2008 @ 03:38 PM
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"He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! ...And he hated irony!"



posted on Oct, 30 2008 @ 04:52 PM
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"Remember the ending of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon where Jen jumped off that mountain for the wish to become true? Well, I didn't get that £1 billion and I'm not ruler of the world either."



posted on Oct, 30 2008 @ 06:58 PM
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Hey, I'm sure I posted this somewhere else already, but here goes...

Mine will say....

"It was me, and I'm not sorry!"

Happy Halloween all!

Cait xxx

[edit on 30-10-2008 by caitlinfae]



posted on Oct, 30 2008 @ 07:08 PM
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Going underground for good.




posted on Oct, 31 2008 @ 12:56 AM
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mine would read............

"Gone Shopping"
&
I've still got your Visa card!





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