A compilation of standardised thread responces.

90. They're just rocks.
91. Not to derail your thread, but ...
92. Interesting post.
93. Thank you for sharing your experience.
94. I appreciate your honesty.
95. Troll alert!
96. Photoshop.
97. Hey [username], don't I know you from _____?
98. Is that you in your avatar?
99. My U2U isn't working. Can you U2U me your email address?
100. Mods please move this to Skunkworks where it belongs!

This is the best thread I have seen in forever!

*Love your avatar BTW
*I started this thread already, but since I only got 2 responses I decided to post here...
*Sorry but this is not breaking news.
*Topic already being discussed here... Thread Closed!

reply to post by Heike


Cool!! That makes 100!!

Originally posted by antar
This is the best thread I have seen in forever!

101. Love your avatar BTW
102. I started this thread already, but since I only got 2 responses I decided to post here...
103. Sorry but this is not breaking news.
104. Topic already being discussed here... Thread Closed!

Quoted for numerical continuance....
Good work antar!

It takes me so long I'll let you number them wherever this post ends up in the post order.

n. just like hitler

n+1 like all stupid ____(political/religious reference)_____

n+2 zionist

n+3 anti-semite

n+4 [pro/anti] gay

n+5 conspiracy dupe, you probably think Oswald acted alone

n+6 That's not the proper military [designation/rank/era]

n+7 is a lying reptilian paedofile

n+8 why we [do/dont] have democracy in this country

n+9 The _______ are putting ______ in our [food/water/video game] supply

more later. all the best.

Originally posted by dr_strangecraft

105. just like hitler

106 like all stupid ____(political/religious reference)_____

107 zionist

108 anti-semite

109 [pro/anti] gay

110 conspiracy dupe, you probably think Oswald acted alone

111 That's not the proper military [designation/rank/era]

112 is a lying reptilian paedofile

113 why we [do/dont] have democracy in this country

114 The _______ are putting ______ in our [food/water/video game] supply

115 You are ignoring my question.
116 You are still ignoring my question.
117 Oh and by the way, Welcome to ATS!

Edited to add...

118 ..and this has what exactly to do with (topic)?


D'OH!! I just realized that I 86'd my number 86 and forgot to add it to the master list that I had created so I'll renumber it here and add it.

119 Not a one liner.

Edited to add:
120 Because of where this thread is I can't star this thread but I'll give it a flag. (I just did this one)

P.S. Glad that you like the sig change Vikingant. I figure that the more people whom know about this and can give us input the better. If nothing else it gives people food for thought. (chuckle)





[edit on 31-10-2008 by Deson]

Latest master list since several have been added and I got mildly bored waiting for replys. (chuckle) I've also tightened up the list length a little and have made a master copy (rtf format) on my hard drive thus saving from doing massive cut/paste in the future. Also for future distribution upon a completed list. (Like that's gonna happen anytime soon)

By Vikingant:
1. Deny Ignorance
2. What are your sources?
3. Can you back that up?
4. Starred and Flagged
5. Read the Catechism!!
6. IMO
7. Get off your high horse
8. I agree
9. I agree but….
10. Good find
11. Good Thread.
12. Duplicate thread…This has been done here…
13. Go do more research on the subject
14. I am just having fun with you

By Deson:
15 Debunked Here (link)
16 Your so narrow minded!
17 LOL!
18 I disagree....

By Hsur2112:
19) Cool video
20) Looks real
21) Looks fake
22) CGI?
23) Doesn't look like CGI
24) LMAO
25) LMFAO
26) ROFLMAO
27) ROFLMFAO
28) What?
29) Seriously?
30) No way!
31) No reference points.
32) No tripod.
33) No witnesses.
34) Are you kidding me? (that's personally one of my faves)

By Deson:
35 Here are my sources (link) (link) (link)
36 I quit this thread
37 I quit this thread! I mean it!
38 OK, I told you that I wasn't going to reply to this thread but...
39 Welcome to my Ignore list.
40 Enjoy your Banning!
41 What did you mean by that?
42 Huh?
43 I think this thread should be moved to ...
44 [Hoax]
45 For more info goto (outside site link)
46 Let me see if I can decipher your Spelling/Grammar.
47 Spell your words right and more people will pay attention to you.
48 (Mispelled wrod) You mean (Correctly spelled word)

By Rikk7111:
49. Aliens probed what?
50.:w::w::w::w::w:
51. awe come on
52. Obama will win
53.

By AccessDenied:
54.Enjoy your stay here.
55. Don't feed the trolls.
56. Thread closed.

By Syandos:
57. We never went to the Moon
58. Yes, we did
59. No, we most certainly did not!
60. Your an idiot
61. I'm smart enough to know, we did not go!

By Jazzyguy:
62. What is this?
63. Sorry if repost.

By AccessDenied:
64. Double post.

By Vikingant:
65. I did a search, and didn't find anything
66. Wasn't sure where to put this
67. Mods. Feel free to move it

By Jazzyguy:
68. Please stay on topic.

By Vikingant:
69. My bad

By Heike:
70. Shouldn't you be in school?
71. Did you think this up all by yourself?
72. This is a really stupid thread.
73. I think you are ______ back with a different name. Mods please check IP!
74. You sound like my mother.
75. U2U me and I'll introduce you to my Savior.
76. Typical pseudoskepticism.
77. Welcome to reality.
78. You should see a doctor/psychiatrist about that.

By Deson:
79 Attack the post not the poster
80 I can't get my you-tube/google video link to work right.
81 How do I embed a picture?
82 [mod edit] Removed offending post. See your U2U for more info.
83 [mod edit] Fixed Link.
84 [mod edit] *snip*. Removed offending material.
85 Long time lurker, but I had to join to post this.

By Vikingant:
86. Love your signature
87. I haven't read the whole thread...( can be followed with 63. )
88. You obviously haven't read the whole thread!
89. Edit to add....

By Heike:
90. They're just rocks.
91. Not to derail your thread, but ...
92. Interesting post.
93. Thank you for sharing your experience.
94. I appreciate your honesty.
95. Troll alert!
96. Photoshop.
97. Hey [username], don't I know you from _____?
98. Is that you in your avatar?
99. My U2U isn't working. Can you U2U me your email address?
100. Mods please move this to Skunkworks where it belongs!

By Antar:
101. Love your avatar BTW
102. I started this thread already, but since I only got 2 responses I decided to post here...
103. Sorry but this is not breaking news.
104. Topic already being discussed here... Thread Closed!

By dr_strangecraft
105. just like hitler
106 like all stupid ____(political/religious reference)_____
107 zionist
108 anti-semite
109 [pro/anti] gay
110 conspiracy dupe, you probably think Oswald acted alone
111 That's not the proper military [designation/rank/era]
112 is a lying reptilian paedofile
113 why we [do/dont] have democracy in this country
114 The _______ are putting ______ in our [food/water/video game] supply

115 You are ignoring my question.
116 You are still ignoring my question.
117 Oh and by the way, Welcome to ATS!

By Deson:
118 ..and this has what exactly to do with (topic)?
119 Not a one liner.
120 Because of where this thread is I can't star this thread but I'll give it a flag.

===============================

How did we miss this one?

121. You're entitled to your opinion.

and how about

122. I won't dignify that with a response.
123. I'm going to pretend you didn't really say that.
124. You must be really bored.
125. Didn't you have anything better to do today than post that?
126. Time will tell.
127. The proof is in the pudding, and I haven't seen any pudding here yet.
128. I'm sure Internos will show up here soon, and then we'll get some answers.

129. Nothing to see here, move along.

I've seen this one in the past:

130: Who do you think you are? A wanna-be Mod?

Just remembered this classic:

131 Deny Arrogance.

Latest entries have been added to master list on my computer.

(Heads off to peruse the site some more to try to locate others for the list.)

Edited to add:

132 Your quote mining! Here is the complete quote (link)
133 You realize that his credibility is shot right? (link) (link) (link)
134 Those sites just have an agenda/axe to grind against him!
135 It's a Red Flag/Blue Beam operation.



[edit on 1-11-2008 by Deson]

Now that we seem to have stalled at 135, I figured it was time to bring in phase 2 of my plan. The top 20. Not to discourage any new entries, but we have enough to start with now. If you have any more to add please continue on from 135.....
Here are mine in numeric order.

4. Starred and Flagged
5. Read the Catechism!!
15 Debunked Here (link)
34) Are you kidding me?
39 Welcome to my Ignore list.
40 Enjoy your Banning!
56. Thread closed.
65. I did a search, and didn't find anything
66. Wasn't sure where to put this
67. Mods. Feel free to move it
68. Please stay on topic.
77. Welcome to reality.
85 Long time lurker, but I had to join to post this.
88. You obviously haven't read the whole thread!
90. They're just rocks.
100. Mods please move this to Skunkworks where it belongs!
104. Topic already being discussed here... Thread Closed!
119 Not a one liner.
129. Nothing to see here, move along.
130: Who do you think you are? A wanna-be Mod?

Originally posted by VIKINGANT

4. Starred and Flagged
5. Read the Catechism!!
15. Debunked Here (link)
34. Are you kidding me?
39. Welcome to my Ignore list.
40. Enjoy your Banning!
56. Thread closed.
65. I did a search, and didn't find anything
66. Wasn't sure where to put this
67. Mods. Feel free to move it
68. Please stay on topic.
77. Welcome to reality.
85. Long time lurker, but I had to join to post this.
88. You obviously haven't read the whole thread!
90. They're just rocks.
100. Mods please move this to Skunkworks where it belongs!
104. Topic already being discussed here... Thread Closed!
119. Not a one liner.
129. Nothing to see here, move along.
130. Who do you think you are? A wanna-be Mod?

Quoted to pretty it up.

I'll get to work on my top 20 sometime tomorrow. And I also echo the sentiment that more additions are always welcome.

136. Have a nice day.
137. This post/thread just shows how bad ATS is getting.
138. How did this (junk, garbage, nonsense, ignorant) thread get so many flags and stars?


[edit on 3-11-2008 by Heike]

reply to post by Heike


With reponces like these, I don't know how we can limit it the list to a top 20, but we'll try...

Deson.
Thanks for taking responsibility for the thread and keepng order. Your doing a great job.

reply to post by VIKINGANT


Not a problem at all. I kinda find it soothing. It'll help keep me from going nuts. I'll come up with a prettified latest edition master list shortly.

Latest edition of Master List Numbering 1- 138:
Setup for Printing (If you so choose to do so)
===================================

By Vikingant:
1. Deny Ignorance
2. What are your sources?
3. Can you back that up?
4. Starred and Flagged
5. Read the Catechism!!
6. IMO
7. Get off your high horse
8. I agree
9. I agree but….
10. Good find
11. Good Thread.
12. Duplicate thread…This has been done here…
13. Go do more research on the subject
14. I am just having fun with you

By Deson:
15. Debunked Here (link)
16. Your so narrow minded!
17. LOL!
18. I disagree....

By Hsur2112:
19. Cool video
20. Looks real
21. Looks fake
22. CGI?
23. Doesn't look like CGI
24. LMAO
25. LMFAO
26. ROFLMAO
27. ROFLMFAO
28. What?
29. Seriously?
30. No way!
31. No reference points.
32. No tripod.
33. No witnesses.
34. Are you kidding me? (that's personally one of my faves)

By Deson:
35. Here are my sources (link) (link) (link)
36. I quit this thread
37. I quit this thread! I mean it!
38. OK, I told you that I wasn't going to reply to this thread but...
39. Welcome to my Ignore list.
40. Enjoy your Banning!
41. What did you mean by that?
42. Huh?
43. I think this thread should be moved to ...
44. [Hoax]
45. For more info goto (outside site link)
46. Let me see if I can decipher your Spelling/Grammar.
47. Spell your words right and more people will pay attention to you.
48. (Mispelled wrod) You mean (Correctly spelled word)

By Rikk7111:
49. Aliens probed what?
50.:w::w::w::w::w:
51. awe come on
52. Obama will win
53.

By AccessDenied:
54.Enjoy your stay here.
55. Don't feed the trolls.
56. Thread closed.

By Syandos:
57. We never went to the Moon
58. Yes, we did
59. No, we most certainly did not!
60. Your an idiot
61. I'm smart enough to know, we did not go!

By Jazzyguy:
62. What is this?
63. Sorry if repost.

By AccessDenied:
64. Double post.

By Vikingant:
65. I did a search, and didn't find anything
66. Wasn't sure where to put this
67. Mods. Feel free to move it

By Jazzyguy:
68. Please stay on topic.

By Vikingant:
69. My bad

By Heike:
70. Shouldn't you be in school?
71. Did you think this up all by yourself?
72. This is a really stupid thread.
73. I think you are ______ back with a different name. Mods please check IP!
74. You sound like my mother.
75. U2U me and I'll introduce you to my Savior.
76. Typical pseudoskepticism.
77. Welcome to reality.
78. You should see a doctor/psychiatrist about that.

By Deson:
79. Attack the post not the poster
80. I can't get my you-tube/google video link to work right.
81. How do I embed a picture?
82. [mod edit] Removed offending post. See your U2U for more info.
83. [mod edit] Fixed Link.
84. [mod edit] *snip*. Removed offending material.
85. Long time lurker, but I had to join to post this.

By Vikingant:
86. Love your signature
87. I haven't read the whole thread...( can be followed with 63. )
88. You obviously haven't read the whole thread!
89. Edit to add....

By Heike:
90. They're just rocks.
91. Not to derail your thread, but ...
92. Interesting post.
93. Thank you for sharing your experience.
94. I appreciate your honesty.
95. Troll alert!
96. Photoshop.
97. Hey [username], don't I know you from _____?
98. Is that you in your avatar?
99. My U2U isn't working. Can you U2U me your email address?
100. Mods please move this to Skunkworks where it belongs!

By Antar:
101. Love your avatar BTW
102. I started this thread already, but since I only got 2 responses I decided to post here...
103. Sorry but this is not breaking news.
104. Topic already being discussed here... Thread Closed!

By dr_strangecraft
105. just like hitler
106. like all stupid ____(political/religious reference)_____
107. zionist
108. anti-semite
109. [pro/anti] gay
110. conspiracy dupe, you probably think Oswald acted alone
111. That's not the proper military [designation/rank/era]
112. is a lying reptilian paedofile
113. why we [do/dont] have democracy in this country
114. The _______ are putting ______ in our [food/water/video game] supply

By Deson:
115. You are ignoring my question.
116. You are still ignoring my question.
117. Oh and by the way, Welcome to ATS!
118. ..and this has what exactly to do with (topic)?
119. Not a one liner.
120. Because of where this thread is I can't star this thread but I'll give it a flag.

By Heike:
121. You're entitled to your opinion.
122. I won't dignify that with a response.
123. I'm going to pretend you didn't really say that.
124. You must be really bored.
125. Didn't you have anything better to do today than post that?
126. Time will tell.
127. The proof is in the pudding, and I haven't seen any pudding here yet.
128. I'm sure Internos will show up here soon, and then we'll get some answers.

By Nerbot:
129. Nothing to see here, move along.

By Deson:
130. Who do you think you are? A wanna-be Mod?
131. Deny Arrogance.
133. You realize that his credibility is shot right? (link) (link) (link)
134. Those sites just have an agenda/axe to grind against him!
135. It's a Red Flag/Blue Beam operation.

By Heike:
136. Have a nice day.
137. This post/thread just shows how bad ATS is getting.
138. How did this (junk, garbage, nonsense, ignorant) thread get so many flags and stars?

======================================

- My dad works REALLY high up in the Government, he can confirm all the things I've said
- Proove it
- This girl told me this story about _______ so I had to post it here, do you think its true?
- OmgIreallyhavenoideahowtouseanysortofpunctuationandimnotgonnausetheenterkey
becauseidontwantyoutobeabletoreadmyfabulouslyinformativepost
- What? You mean we disagree? FOE.
- I can't believe you think that, you're just another one of those ______ loving _________ people.
- The Mods are disinformation agents
- ATS is run by the US. Government
- Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get me

- Carrot


[edit on 11/6/2008 by CA_Orot]

reply to post by CA_Orot


Compiled and added to the Master list. That takes us up to 147

129. Nothing to see here, move along. Currently one of my top 3


148 That damned eyeroll emoticon. I swear I want to learn how to make one just so I can create a 2x4 smacking it's eyes out of it's head.

149 School must be out because all the juveniles are here.