posted on Dec, 17 2008 @ 04:51 PM
Originally posted by OzWeatherman
Originally posted by whaaa
Wearing tinfoil as headwear however, promotes a healthy head of hair much better than unguents, salves or pomade or any of the popular over the
counter medicines, plus protects the brain from those pesky mind controlling rays.
[edit on 16-12-2008 by whaaa]
You forgot to add:
And is a great conducter of lightning......
That is quite true Oz but the risk of being struck by lightenin pales in comparison to being fashionable, having a full head of hair, being adored by
women of all ages, having children constantly offering you pie, enhancing muscle growth all over your body [wink, wink], Never having to spend any of
your own money, popularity surpassing even the most well known rock star, being able to tell the future, having a firm and reassuring handshake,
being able to throw your corrective lenses in the dustbin, speaking all languages except Portuguese, knowing the truth about chemtrails, the innate
ability to fold pretty flowers origami style,
communicating with all barnyard animals, did I mention being adored by women of all ages? never ever having to experience the heartbreak of psoriasis,
Oz,I know you are saying to yourself "whaaa, that sounds like exaggeration"
And my response is to get some tinfoil and shape it into a nice comfortable hat like form; My favorite is a cowboy style with a narrow brim; wear the
foil constantly for 2 years and experience the true joy that
a mortal man on this beautiful green planet can experience.
If God didn't want us to be happy; he never would have invented tinfoil in the first place.
edit...I forgot to add that you can switch between being Jewish and Christian with absolutly no ill effects.
[edit on 17-12-2008 by whaaa]