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corrupt a wish (game)

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posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 09:29 PM
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Granted, but the vision only works for Men. Sorry Bud


I wish I never had to do dishes again.

- Carrot




posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 09:35 PM
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Granted, but it's because there's no more food left!
(And it only works on Men??? PERFECT!!! *I'm gay!*)

I wish that everyone was politically a moderate!



posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 10:57 PM
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Granted. But we were all Robots.

I wish I had a brand new car.

- Carrot

PS. I guess your x-ray vision works for you!



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 12:09 AM
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Granted, but it's a gas guzzling Hummer!

I wish I was the best poker player in the world!



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 07:32 AM
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this is such a lovely mean thread

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granted
you make the game of your life, everybody admires you, you get up of the poker table and … get a stroke


i wish i get a house in beverly hills



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 10:19 AM
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Granted. But you have to share it with Paris Hilton, in fact neither of you can leave the house with the other because your glued at the hip!

I wish my hair would grow faster.

- Carrot



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 10:25 AM
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Granted! But the wish only effects nose hair...

I wish I had the ability to invent something everyday!



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 10:33 AM
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Granted. But its always the day after someone else, in Switzerland has already made the discovery.

I wish I didn't have class this morning.

- Carrot



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 10:45 AM
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Granted, but it's because you've been abducted by greys and are due for some.. scientific experiments.



I wish Jessica Alba was my wife



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 11:12 AM
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Granted. But she has horrible breath and nags and criticizes constantly.

I wish I knew what to do.



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 11:34 AM
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Granted! The Dummies Guide To Sex falls in your lap...

j/k

I wish I had an Evo X



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 11:40 AM
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Granted, but it's totalled on the first day by a teenage driver.

I wish I was a Federation Starship Captain!



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 11:46 AM
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Granted. However it is at a Star Trek convention in Las Vegas.


I wish I understood my new Sex for Dummies guide book.....



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 11:55 AM
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Granted, but your sex drive is gone!

I wish I lived in the mountains...



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 12:20 PM
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Granted. But it is Mount Doom and you are an enslaved Orc.

I wish my best friend hadnt moved.



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 01:28 PM
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Granted, but you moved instead!

I wish Stargate: SG1 hadn't been cancelled!



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 01:36 PM
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granted but they can.t afford sound systems any more, so they just film the action without sound.

i wish i would be a pilot!



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 03:23 PM
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Granted. You are now a pilot pen.

I wish I could have known Plato.



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 03:31 PM
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Granted, but it's Dana Plato, and it's when she was really strung out!

I wish I never heard of Sarah Palin!



posted on Oct, 24 2008 @ 05:15 PM
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granted, but you aren.t able to hear of anything anymore!

i wish the sun would shine!



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